Monday, July 27, 2009

Lyrics: Drunk Story (Parody of Taylor Swift - Love Story)

We were both drunk when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the black out starts
You’re lying there
In the bathroom, puke in your hair

Take the shots
At the party, the beer bongs
Screwing up words to your favorite songs
You’re gonna spew, there’s nothing you can do

You run outside, puking up fruity pebbles
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
I was laughing on the back porch
Thinking it’s time to go, and I said

It’s too loud here let’s go somewhere all alone
I’ve been waiting, now let’s have some real fun
You’ll S my D then you can get undressed
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes

We sneak up to the bedroom to do it
We keep quite cause someone’s taking a huge shit
We plug our nose
And fool around for a little while

You were getting tired, but I was still horny
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
But they are so easy
I was begging you please wake up, and I said

It was too loud I took you somewhere all alone
Now I’m waiting, all that left to do is cum
Don’t be afraid I’ll clean up the mess
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes

Jesus help me, I’m just trying to cop a feel
I know she wants it, what’s the deal?
Don’t be afraid, I won’t rip your new dress
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
Oh oh oh

I started getting sober
Wondering if your mind was ever turning around
My faith in you was over
When I saw you hit the ground, and I said

I’m sorry I have to leave you here all alone
I kept waiting, trying to get some
Maybe some head, after you had a drink
Then she knelt to the ground and pulled out my D

She said, fine I’ll do it
Just don’t leave me here alone
I’m new here and you’re the only one I know
I talked to some guys and you were the best
It’s a drunk story she finally said yes

Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh
Cause we were both drunk when I first saw you…

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