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Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts
Friday, November 6, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
The Onion: Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
The Onion: New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
The Onion: How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping, Severing Your Spine
Author Jerry Bloom visits Today Now to explain how you can make your kitchen floor shine without falling and paralyzing yourself for life.
Friday, February 27, 2009
The Onion: Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.
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