2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "Evenings With Ms. Elouise"

This is one of the promos for BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE. Featuring Anne Hathaway.

2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "The One Who Dared To Leave"

This is one of the promos for BEST MALE PERFORMANCE. Featuring Eva Mendes.

2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "Knuckle Up"

Here's a promo for BEST FIGHT. Featuring Rashida Jones

2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "Pommel: The Bobby Brooks Story"

This is one of the promos for BEST KISS. Featuring Cuba Gooding Jr.

2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "Gentle Dismemberment"

Here's a promo for BEST VILLAIN. Featuring Rashida Jones

Man Cuts Off, Eats Finger in Protest

BELGRADE - A Serbian union official who chopped off his finger and ate it in a protest over wages that in some cases have not been paid in years, said Monday he did it to show how desperate he and other workers were.

"We, the workers, have nothing to eat. We had to seek some sort of alternative food and I gave them an example," Zoran Bulatovic told Reuters. "It hurt like hell."

Bulatovic, a union leader at the Raska Holding textile factory in Novi Pazar in southwest Serbia, used a hacksaw to cut off most of his left-hand little finger Friday.

Bulatovic said he decided to act after his deputy, "a single mother of three, was the first to say she would cut off her finger. I could not allow her to do that," he said.

State-owned Raska Holding was a major textile producer in the late 1980s with a workforce of 4,000. It suffered during the collapse of the former Yugoslavia in the 1990s and a loss of markets and mismanagement during a decade of wars and sanctions led to massive job cuts, leaving the company with just 100 workers.

Some employees have not been paid for years, only collecting social benefits, like free medical care.

About two dozen workers went on a 19-day hunger strike last year. They want the company's debt to be swapped for state-held equity and a welfare program for those nearing retirement.

Bulatovic said his comrades will not back down from their demands, but they will postpone planned self-mutilations at least until talks with government officials in Belgrade expected Tuesday.

Ben Stiller and Jonah Hill Try To Crash the NBC Gates

Ben Stiller and Jonah Hill try to crash the NBC gates to promote the new Night at the Museum sequel, but they aren’t on the list.

Mr. Show - The Audition

Police: driver caused $26K damages, arrested

FREMONT, Neb. -Police say a woman arrested in Nebraska on suspicion of drunken driving hit fences, garages and a house as she left a $26,000 trail of destruction.

Sgt. Ed Watts says the woman's car struck a fence while she was trying to turn into an alley Thursday night. He says the car next hit a utility pole and then a garage while trying to turn into it. Wyatt says the car then crossed a yard, rammed a fence and hit a house and garage.

Police say they arrested 58-year-old Fremont resident Janis Brown, who posted a $200 bond and was released from jail. Authorities say the woman's car also had about $5,000 in damages.

Attempts to reach Brown for comment Friday were unsuccessful. There is no public listing for her phone number.

Your Printer is a Brat

Honestly, we don't know how Computer, Keyboard and Mouse put up with him all day.

MagicHugs: Paper Towels

The best thing since Shamwow!!!

Pa. township has all it street signs stolen

WINFIELD, Pa. -It's not just a U2 song anymore. Officials said some thieves turned a western Pennsylvania township into a place "Where the Streets Have No Name." Winfield Township supervisor Glenn Nagle revealed at a meeting Thursday that every one of the township's road signs was stolen in a 48-hour period beginning April 6. The township has since spent about $4,000 replacing the aluminum signs, which cost about $100 each.

Nagle assumes the thefts were some kind of prank because the value of the signs as scrap metal is negligible.

Nagle said the signs are especially important to emergency vehicles responding to homes and businesses.

State police in Butler are investigating. Winfield is about 25 miles north of Pittsburgh.

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Episode 4

Zach interviews Natalie Portman and her dog, Whiz.

Andy Samberg and Will Arnett in Slaughter Shack

Andy "Barry" Samberg and Will "Eagleheart" Arnett go toe to toe in an epic duel to the death. Oh, and Bill Hader's there too...apparently hunting vampires. Enjoy.

Man Jailed for Peeing on Woman on Plane

HONOLULU - A 28-year-old man has been sentenced to three weeks in jail for urinating on a 66-year-old woman during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu.

Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, a resident of the U.S. Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, was sentenced after pleading guilty Tuesday to assault charges in federal court in Honolulu.
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The victim was headed to Hawaii on March 21 for a scuba diving vacation and was watching an in-flight movie when Kingzio stood up and began urinating on her. He had been drinking on the flight.

U.S. Attorney Edward Kubo Jr. said the woman reported that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident.

The case was investigated by the FBI.

EXCLUSIVE Land Of The Lost Set Visit

Seth Morris visits with Will Ferrell on the set of Land Of The Lost.

Stand Up: Brian Regan - UPS

Police Chief Allegedly Used Taser on Wife

OAKWOOD, Texas - The chief of a small Central Texas town's police department has been fired and jailed for allegedly using a Taser gun on his wife.

Former Oakwood police chief Oly Ivy was in the Leon County Jail in Centerville on Wednesday, charged with aggravated assault. Bond is $100,000.

Ivy, 30, was arrested near Palestine on Monday. The city council fired him that night.

Ivy's attorney, Charley Johnson, told KXXV-TV in Waco that his client "is taking these allegations very seriously." He says he intends for Ivy to "be treated the same as anybody in this situation."

Ivy was hired in February to be the lone full-time officer in the town of 500 residents about 100 miles southeast of Dallas. The department has two reserve officers.

Jason Statham in "Diabetes"

A sweet summer blockbuster guaranteed to get your blood sugar level rising.

Swords!

EN-GUARD!