CAMBRIDGE, Minn. -- A 21-year-old woman faces felony charges after allegedly prank-calling her 69-year-old grandmother 45 times in one day, threatening to kill her. The woman faces five felony counts including harassment. A criminal complaint said she told police she was "bored" and "wanted to have some fun."
The woman and a 20-year-old friend, also facing charges, allegedly called the older woman on Feb. 5 and said "I'm gonna kill you," "You're going to die" and "I'm watching you."
Police officers answered some calls for the grandmother and heard a female caller make threats.
The criminal complaint said the suspect told investigators she wanted to scare her grandmother but didn't want her dead. She said she knew it was wrong but not illegal.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Lyrics: Drunk Story (Parody of Taylor Swift - Love Story)
We were both drunk when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the black out starts
You’re lying there
In the bathroom, puke in your hair
Take the shots
At the party, the beer bongs
Screwing up words to your favorite songs
You’re gonna spew, there’s nothing you can do
You run outside, puking up fruity pebbles
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
I was laughing on the back porch
Thinking it’s time to go, and I said
It’s too loud here let’s go somewhere all alone
I’ve been waiting, now let’s have some real fun
You’ll S my D then you can get undressed
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
We sneak up to the bedroom to do it
We keep quite cause someone’s taking a huge shit
We plug our nose
And fool around for a little while
You were getting tired, but I was still horny
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
But they are so easy
I was begging you please wake up, and I said
It was too loud I took you somewhere all alone
Now I’m waiting, all that left to do is cum
Don’t be afraid I’ll clean up the mess
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
Jesus help me, I’m just trying to cop a feel
I know she wants it, what’s the deal?
Don’t be afraid, I won’t rip your new dress
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
Oh oh oh
I started getting sober
Wondering if your mind was ever turning around
My faith in you was over
When I saw you hit the ground, and I said
I’m sorry I have to leave you here all alone
I kept waiting, trying to get some
Maybe some head, after you had a drink
Then she knelt to the ground and pulled out my D
She said, fine I’ll do it
Just don’t leave me here alone
I’m new here and you’re the only one I know
I talked to some guys and you were the best
It’s a drunk story she finally said yes
Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh
Cause we were both drunk when I first saw you…
I close my eyes
And the black out starts
You’re lying there
In the bathroom, puke in your hair
Take the shots
At the party, the beer bongs
Screwing up words to your favorite songs
You’re gonna spew, there’s nothing you can do
You run outside, puking up fruity pebbles
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
I was laughing on the back porch
Thinking it’s time to go, and I said
It’s too loud here let’s go somewhere all alone
I’ve been waiting, now let’s have some real fun
You’ll S my D then you can get undressed
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
We sneak up to the bedroom to do it
We keep quite cause someone’s taking a huge shit
We plug our nose
And fool around for a little while
You were getting tired, but I was still horny
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
But they are so easy
I was begging you please wake up, and I said
It was too loud I took you somewhere all alone
Now I’m waiting, all that left to do is cum
Don’t be afraid I’ll clean up the mess
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
Jesus help me, I’m just trying to cop a feel
I know she wants it, what’s the deal?
Don’t be afraid, I won’t rip your new dress
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
Oh oh oh
I started getting sober
Wondering if your mind was ever turning around
My faith in you was over
When I saw you hit the ground, and I said
I’m sorry I have to leave you here all alone
I kept waiting, trying to get some
Maybe some head, after you had a drink
Then she knelt to the ground and pulled out my D
She said, fine I’ll do it
Just don’t leave me here alone
I’m new here and you’re the only one I know
I talked to some guys and you were the best
It’s a drunk story she finally said yes
Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh
Cause we were both drunk when I first saw you…
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Woman calls 911, then allegedly keys police car
SYRACUSE, N.Y. -Police in Syracuse said a woman who was annoyed that a police car was blocking her own car first called 911 and then vandalized the squad car. Police said the woman called 911 Saturday to report the "emergency" — that a patrol car was blocking her car. They said she then keyed the patrol car because they didn't move it quickly enough.
Officers were in the area to investigate a harassment complaint. They said the woman approached them and insisted they move their cruiser. They told her to wait.
Police said the woman approached them again and demanded they move the car, using profanity.
Witnesses said she then used her keys to vandalize the car.
Police found gouges on the car and the woman was charged with criminal mischief.
Officers were in the area to investigate a harassment complaint. They said the woman approached them and insisted they move their cruiser. They told her to wait.
Police said the woman approached them again and demanded they move the car, using profanity.
Witnesses said she then used her keys to vandalize the car.
Police found gouges on the car and the woman was charged with criminal mischief.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Ctrl Trailer
The office nerd (Tony Hale, Arrested Development) discovers his damaged keyboard controls his boss -- can it win his dream girl?
Watch full episodes at: http://www.nbc.com/ctrl/video/episodes/
Watch full episodes at: http://www.nbc.com/ctrl/video/episodes/
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Man Trapped in Bar Bathroom Overnight
SALEM, Mass. -- A customer at a Salem, Mass., bar spent the night trapped in a bathroom but told police in the morning he was "comfortable" and even offered to pay his tab.
Laura Walton, the manager of Gulu-Gulu Cafe, says staff arrived at about 8 a.m. Saturday and heard noises coming from the bathroom area. She tells The Salem News they called police because they thought someone was breaking in.
The 26-year-old man told police he got locked in the bathroom when the bar closed at 1 a.m. Saturday but spent a "comfortable" night there. Walton said the man was apologetic, offered to pay his tab and quickly left.
Police did not release the man's name. They recommended that bar staff check the bathrooms before locking up in the future.
Laura Walton, the manager of Gulu-Gulu Cafe, says staff arrived at about 8 a.m. Saturday and heard noises coming from the bathroom area. She tells The Salem News they called police because they thought someone was breaking in.
The 26-year-old man told police he got locked in the bathroom when the bar closed at 1 a.m. Saturday but spent a "comfortable" night there. Walton said the man was apologetic, offered to pay his tab and quickly left.
Police did not release the man's name. They recommended that bar staff check the bathrooms before locking up in the future.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Back On Topps #201: Rejuvenated!
Our favorite sports/comedy series is back with Season 2. Watch new episodes every Tuesday, and catch up on Season 1, at:
http://www.MyDamnChannel.com/BackOnTopps
http://www.MyDamnChannel.com/BackOnTopps
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Oahu firefighters cause blaze at own fire station
HONOLULU -Oahu firefighters have been issued a reminder to be sure to turn off cooking equipment when responding to emergencies. The advice comes in the wake of a May 22 blaze at the Waipahu fire station that caused about $25,000 damage. Honolulu Fire Department spokesman Capt. Terry Seelig said food was inadvertently left cooking on a stove when the firefighters responded to an emergency call involving a traffic accident.
He said after finishing the call, the firefighters responded to a call at their own station house.
Seelig said like everyone else, firefighters need to be careful and attentive when cooking.
According to Seelig, the fire caused smoke and heat damage, primarily to kitchen areas that had been scheduled for renovation. He said the damage has been repaired.
He said after finishing the call, the firefighters responded to a call at their own station house.
Seelig said like everyone else, firefighters need to be careful and attentive when cooking.
According to Seelig, the fire caused smoke and heat damage, primarily to kitchen areas that had been scheduled for renovation. He said the damage has been repaired.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Bruno on Consistency
Since the new Bruno movie came out today I wanted to celebrate by posting some classic clips of the Bruno character from Da Ali G Show.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Nevada students find naked man tied to a rock
ZEPHYR COVE, Nev. -A 53-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of being naked near a high school on Lake Tahoe's east shore. The naked man was arrested Monday after three Whittell High School students reported spotting him tied to a rock and lying face down behind the school. When the students asked if he needed to be untied, the man answered no.
Douglas County sheriff's deputies said the man told them he was watching some buzzards flying overhead at the time.
The man, who said he was a freelance writer, was arrested on a charge of loitering on school grounds. He's scheduled to appear Monday in Tahoe Township Justice Court.
Douglas County sheriff's deputies said the man told them he was watching some buzzards flying overhead at the time.
The man, who said he was a freelance writer, was arrested on a charge of loitering on school grounds. He's scheduled to appear Monday in Tahoe Township Justice Court.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Todd Glass goes CRAZY over THIN PIG CD release
In anticipation for his Comedy Central Digital CD, "THIN PIG", Todd Glass pays his online PR company a a visit. THIN PIG IS NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES & AMAZON.COM!!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Mom Allegedly Duct-Taped Man
ADELANTO, Calif. -- Authorities arrested a woman for allegedly trying to kidnap her daughter's boyfriend and haul him away to Northern California.
A sheriff's spokeswoman said Tuesday that two women went to the young man's home on Saturday afternoon and tried to tie him up with duct tape.
The victim told authorities the women said they were taking him to get him away from one of the women's 21-year-old daughter. Authorities said both women were arrested on suspicion of attempted kidnapping.
Officials said the girlfriend was later arrested for investigation of dissuading a witness and extortion for allegedly trying to get her boyfriend to recant his statements on the kidnapping to authorities.
A sheriff's spokeswoman said Tuesday that two women went to the young man's home on Saturday afternoon and tried to tie him up with duct tape.
The victim told authorities the women said they were taking him to get him away from one of the women's 21-year-old daughter. Authorities said both women were arrested on suspicion of attempted kidnapping.
Officials said the girlfriend was later arrested for investigation of dissuading a witness and extortion for allegedly trying to get her boyfriend to recant his statements on the kidnapping to authorities.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Robbery Suspects' Car Runs Out of Gas
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - Authorities say they've arrested two suspected bank robbers after their getaway vehicle ran out of gas.
Daytona Beach police say 38-year-old Randall Fredric Walker went into the Riverside National Bank Tuesday afternoon and demanded money from a teller. After leaving the bank with the money, authorities say Walker jumped into a Jeep Cherokee driven by 35-year-old Jason Warren Dietrich. The two didn't get far before the vehicle ran out of gas.
The men got out of the sport utility vehicle and left the area separately. But police found the abandoned SUV and traced it back to Dietrich, the registered owner.
Both men face bank robbery charges. They were being held on $50,000 bail.
Daytona Beach police say 38-year-old Randall Fredric Walker went into the Riverside National Bank Tuesday afternoon and demanded money from a teller. After leaving the bank with the money, authorities say Walker jumped into a Jeep Cherokee driven by 35-year-old Jason Warren Dietrich. The two didn't get far before the vehicle ran out of gas.
The men got out of the sport utility vehicle and left the area separately. But police found the abandoned SUV and traced it back to Dietrich, the registered owner.
Both men face bank robbery charges. They were being held on $50,000 bail.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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