From time to time I like to write songs and this is one that I wrote a couple weeks ago and decided to share it with you. Hopefully you enjoy it and I will try to write more in the future.
Back With a VengeanceHey everybody guess whose back with a brand new track
Nas said hip hop was dead but I just took a nap
Now that I am back on the attack
You know that I won’t be cutting you any slack
If you’re tired of al this audio tuner bullcrap
Than listen to me, Jack, cause you know I’m back
Don’t look in jail because I’m not black
Don’t look in the fridge because I’m not a snack
Don’t look at your ass because I’m not a crack
Just look right here because I’m back
I’m coming back in a major way
After all the time I’ve spent away
Can you believe I’m here today?
Because I’m back in a major way
I know you thought you got rid of me
But you’ve got to be kidding me
Like The Beatles I couldn’t let it be
So right now you can bet on me
Because sooner or later you will see
That I am the number one greatest MC
I have to warn you like a banshee
So everybody better take a knee
And you will all have to agree
Like cream I’ll rise to the top that’s a guarantee
I’m coming back in a major way
After all the time I’ve spent away
Can you believe I’m here today?
Because I’m back in a major way
Trust me I’m not going anywhere
All you other rappers should be aware
Better get ready and be prepared
Because I’m here again and ready to declare
I’m the greatest alive and a millionaire
Me and you just don’t compare
There’ll never be another me I’m too rare
Now just take a seat over there
Listen with your ears and don’t despair
Because I’m back for good this time I swear
Pranksters in Austin, Texas, hacked computerized road signs to warn drivers of an unusual hazard on Monday. The signs appeared on Lamar Boulevard, a major city thoroughfare.
The joke was extreme, even for a city whose unofficial slogan is "Keep Austin Weird." The hackers had to cut open padlocks on the computers posted at every sign and circumvent those computers' passwords.
No actual undead were spotted on area roads. The biggest hazard seemed to be drivers slowing to photograph the signs.
Transportation officials weren't laughing. They called the horror messages "childish" and "not at all helpful." The hackers changed the passwords, so the messages were up for hours while authorities waited for the computers' manufacturer to change the access codes.
The prank ranks as a misdemeanor crime that could carry jail time. While officials tsk-tsked, locals appeared to have been highly entertained. As one online punster noted: "The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on."
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