Thursday, April 30, 2009

Neb. man sentenced for firing crossbow at neighbor

LINCOLN, Neb. -A 49-year-old man was sentenced to two -to four years in prison for firing a crossbow after a dispute about the breed of a neighbor's dog last June. The neighbor said it was a pit bull; Carlos Lupercio said a labrador. Lupercio went home, returned with a crossbow pistol and fired at his neighbor, just missing.

Police said alcohol fueled the incident.

Lupercio had pleaded no contest to terroristic threats and animal neglect. The judge credited him for 282 days of jail time.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Nintendo 1988 Inside Edition TV news report with Super Mario

This is an old clip of Inside Edition with an article about Nintendo’s big success in America. Filmed in 1988, this video has it all. Its got Howard Phillips in an interview, and even has a Nintendo game counselor, who has been featured in early issues of Nintendo Powers Q&A section. It's not a funny video, but it does fascinate me.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

MTVMA 2009: He Came From Our Peep Peeps

New parents Jack Black and Michael Cera take a moment to tell us just how proud they are that their one and only son, Andy Samberg, is hosting the 2009 MTV Movie Awards. Oh, and we learn a bit more on exactly how little Andy came to be.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Funny Picture #9

Even Will Forte likes to sneak into other peoples photos.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Awesome Trials Bikers

Refined, yet totally rad.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Rip Hamilton shops for some illegal goods

Rip Hamilton of the Detroit Pistons visits a dealer of illegal goods.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Iowa man claims he was robbed twice in 30 minutes

IOWA CITY, Iowa - A 22-year-old man claims he was robbed twice in a 30-minute span in Iowa City on Thursday morning. Police said the man said he was approached by a group of about six men asking for cigarettes early Thursday morning. The victim said he was attacked by the group and had his cigarettes stolen.

Police said the man then walked past a group of four or five men in a "back alley" when he was attacked from behind. The victim said he was knocked down and his watch was taken.

Police said the victim was not visibly injured, but he had a dirty appearance consistent with having been on damp ground.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

Man Gets Stabbed Over His Flatulence

WACO, Texas - A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said.

Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police Officer Steve Anderson said. One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said.

The 35-year-old man was transported to a Waco hospital, where he was treated for what appeared to be non-life threatening injuries, Anderson said.

Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, of Houston, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, police said. He was arraigned Wednesday and was being held in the McLennan County Jail on $15,000 bond and placed on an immigration hold, according to jail records. He cannot be released, even if he posts bond, until authorities verify he is in the country legally.

A jail spokeswoman who declined to give her name said she was not allowed to release information on whether Ramirez had an attorney.

Clearly the joke was on him.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Woman Jailed for Biting Off Tongue

A British woman who bit off her boyfriend's tongue during a passionate kiss was sentenced Tuesday to three years in prison.

Tracy Davies, 40, was convicted three weeks ago on a charge of grievous bodily harm, according to British media reports.

Her boyfriend, Mark Coghill, testified in Newcastle Crown Court that Davies had asked him for a "smoochy kiss" on his birthday last October. When he obliged, she bit off a third of his tongue, then spat it on the floor.

She "turned into the likes of Mike Tyson within 15 or 20 seconds" just moments after being "lovely," Coghill said, according to Sky TV News. Tyson was disqualified from a heavyweight title boxing match in 1997 after biting off a piece of opponent Evander Holyfield's ear.

According to trial testimony, Davies, a recovering alcoholic, was angry with Coghill because she wanted a baby but had not gotten pregnant. In sentencing her Tuesday, Judge John Evans said Davies had acted in an "animal fashion" and that Coghill's injury was "truly appalling," according to the Daily Mirror newspaper.

The judge said Davies was not a danger to the public, but stressed that she had exhibited no remorse.

"I dare say Mr Coghill living as he must do for the rest of his life without two-thirds of his tongue will continue to regard you as dangerous," he told her.

The bitten-off part of Coghill's tongue was recovered, but it was not possible to reattach it.

"He has by the loss of his tongue experienced a considerable loss of taste, and he feels the disfigurement very keenly," Evans said.

"Thankfully people biting other people's tongues off is a fairly unusual experience," the judge said, according to BBC News.

"These courts have had plenty of experience of people biting noses off a person, or ears, or parts of noses and parts of ears, but in my experience, biting a tongue off in this fashion is unique."

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Onion: New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Dark Knight Meets Superman Part 2

The Justice League and a completely ordinary human save the city.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Funny Picture #8

I wish I had that outfit.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Cops Say Man Handcuffed, Bitten by Ex

FAIRFIELD, Conn. - A woman attempting to reconcile with her estranged husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms as he phoned for help, police said.

Helen Sun, 37, told police she wanted to have a conversation with Robert Drawbaugh without him leaving. She changed the locks on their bedroom door and, while he was sleeping Monday, handcuffed herself to him, authorities said.

Drawbaugh was able to dial 911 from his cell phone. Nearly out of breath, he told dispatchers he woke up handcuffed, was still bound to his wife and was holding her down, according to a recording released by police.

Dispatchers heard Drawbaugh scream in agony, apparently as his wife bit him.

"Owwww!" Drawbaugh shouted repeatedly. "Are they almost here? Oh God. I need help!"
Asked by dispatchers why his wife was attacking him, Drawbaugh said he divorced her. He also said she has a history of violence.

Officers who went to the home in Fairfield heard Drawbaugh screaming for help and forced their way in through the front door.

Drawbaugh was treated at a hospital, police said. Sun told investigators that restraining Drawbaugh was the only way she could get him to speak to her, authorities said.

Police charged Sun with third-degree assault, disorderly conduct, reckless endangerment and unlawful restraint. She was being held on $15,000 bond after an appearance Tuesday in Bridgeport Superior Court, according to a court clerk. Sun was represented by a public defender who did not immediately return a message left by The Associated Press.

Drawbaugh, 32, has been living in Los Angeles and came back to Connecticut about a week ago, police said.

He told police his wife is obsessive and a danger to him and his friends and family. He said his wife hired private investigators to follow him, according to police.

Police said they were called to the house on Valentine's Day last year when the couple got into a fight and in December 2007 when they got into an argument over a Christmas tree.

The status of their divorce is unclear.

Sun's mother said the couple had been married about eight years.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Funny Games

Life can be crazy, especially when you meet crazy people.
Guest starring Larry Hankin, from Billy Madison, Seinfeld, and Escape from Alcatraz.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Police Arrest Man Growling Like Dog

MANSFIELD, La. - Authorities arrested a 32-year-old Texas man on drug charges on Thursday after construction workers saw him on his hands and knees, eating mud and growling like a dog. A woman who accompanied the man from Texas told investigators he had been wandering around the complex and eating dog food.

Sheriff's Lt. Horace Womack said a small bottle of PCP, a half-pound of marijuana and one-fourth ounce of crack cocaine were seized during the man's arrest.

The man was booked with possessing all three drugs with intent to distribute them. He was placed in a cell where jailers at the DeSoto Detention Center could keep an eye on him.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Mix Up at the Snack Factory

Seriously, they're dangerously cheesy.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Bottle Discipline "The Boy Scout"

Todd Glass and Jimmy Dore have had enough with everyone's little, annoying tendencies. It's time they set the world straight, once and for all.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Mom Bites Son's Principal, Police Say

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A Rhode Island woman faces charges after allegedly punching and biting her 11-year-old son's school principal after being told the boy was being suspended.

Police said 30-year-old Aleyda Uceta also bit an officer trying to arrest her after Friday's incident at Roger Williams Middle School in Providence.

She was charged with assault on school officials, assault on police officers and resisting arrest.

Principal Rudolph Moseley Jr. was allegedly assaulted after he told Uceta that her son would be suspended for three days for refusing to go to a room for misbehaving students.

Police said Uceta punched Moseley in the face and bit his left arm.

Attempts to reach Uceta by phone for comment were unsuccessful.

Friday, April 3, 2009

HIGH-FIVE INAUGURATION!

The Montage hit Washington, D.C. for the Presidential Inauguration.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Bottle Discipline "The Jogger"

Todd Glass and Jimmy Dore have had enough with everyone's little, annoying tendencies. It's time they set the world straight, once and for all.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Woman Calls 911 3 Times Over McNuggets

FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets.

A police report said 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn't be found.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.