Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Episode 7

Zach sits down with the host of the Tonight Show, Conan O'Brien, and his announcer, Andy Richter.

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2009 Darwin Award Nominee: She Talks Faster Than She Walks

(30 May 2009, Louisiana) Back seat drivers beware! Annoyed at how slowly her boyfriend was driving, Tamera B, 22, encouraged him to pick up the pace so she could get to work on time. Joking that it would be faster to walk to work, she opened the door of the pickup and stuck her foot out before falling to her death. Deputies of the jurisdictional Sheriff's Office stated that the truck was traveling at highway speed on I-12 at the time of the incident.

Her death was ruled accidental.

Mega64: Dig Dug (2004)

This classic skit from the Mega64 archives shows once and for all how Dig Dug's powerful musical score can move the world. Or make it not move at all.

PRANK WARZ!! Mega64 Vs. Rooster Teeth

Rooster Teeth (the guys behind Red Vs. Blue) decided to take Mega64 on in an all-out prank war. Can the gaming industry survive such a massive-scale battle?

Police: Breathalyzer-costumed man cited for DUI

OXFORD, Ohio -An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk.

Police said Miller blew 0.158 percent on a Breathalyzer test. The legal limit for driving is a blood-alcohol level of .08.

Miller was cited on charges including operating a vehicle while intoxicated, underage possession of alcohol, having an open container and a fake ID, and a one-way street violation.

Miller had no comment when reached at home Wednesday.

Auto-Tune Cute Kids and Kanye

Derrick Comedy: Bob Band

Jimmy Kimmel Insults Melissa Joan Hart

He's even worse than that dweeb Ferguson.

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Halloween Math

This amazing professor ACTUALLY made Math fun somehow. I know, I didn't believe it at first either.

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2009 Darwin Award Nominee: Double Dipping

(3 June 2009, North Carolina) Greensboro was innundated with four inches of pouring rain in two hours leading to standing water, and stranding cars on several roads. Rosanne Tippett, 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store where she possibly had a beer, according to her mother, before deciding to blunder home through the storm. She phoned home to share her intentions, saying, "My moped has two rubber wheels, Mom, I'll be fine."

North Carolina does not require a license to own a moped. Ms. Tippett had acquired hers two years previously after a DUI conviction.

The Highway Patrol had blocked off several roads that were inundated with water, including Ms. Tippett's path home. But Ms. Tippett rode right past the officer and the barriers, lost control of her vehicle, and fell into the swollen creek below. The officer retrieved rope from his vehicle and proceeded to haul her from the water.

He then interviewed Ms. Tippett, probably inquiring about her motivation for speeding through a roadblock during a flash flood. The officer began to suspect that she had been drinking. When he briefly returned to his patrol car, Ms. Tippett took the opportunity to confirm his suspicions. She escaped--by jumping back into the creek!

The Highway Patrol officer attempted to rescue her again, but alas, it was too late. The victim's mother speculated that her daughter's motivation for jumping into a flooded creek was to rescue her drowning moped. "She loved that thing."

The Onion: Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's already obvious homosexuality.

The Onion: Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.

Dad, 83, accused of opening fire on drumming son

SAN ANTONIO -San Antonio police are investigating the wounding of a man after his elderly father allegedly opened fire when the victim refused to stop drumming. Police said the son, in his 50s, suffered a non-life threatening head wound early Friday while at the home the men share. Police said his 83-year-old father was detained on an aggravated assault charge.

Police said the son, who was grazed in the head, ran down the block to call for help.

San Antonio police did not immediately provide further details Friday to The Associated Press.

DirecTV Hires More Dead Celebrity Spokesmen

After testing the boundaries with their Chris Farley spot, DirecTV wrangles more famous people from beyond the grave to be in commercials.

Note: I dont't really have a problem with the Farley commercial, but it did get me thinking if he died today, would they still be airing the commercial or would the pull it? Or if he died 2 months ago would the even make it? I still see Billy Mays on TV so I guess it's no big deal.

Anything Can Happen On Halloween

If you didn't understand that last Mega64 video it was a recreation of this scene from the movie The Worst Witch. Mega64 didn't even bother to parody the scene they just tried to remake it shot for shot because it was already so ridiculous.

Woman Finds Cop Passed Out in Her Bed

ARLINGTON, Va. - Arlington police say a U.S. Capitol Police officer was arrested when a woman came home to find the stranger passed out drunk in her bed.

Police said the 34-year-old man was still sleeping when officers arrived at 1 a.m. Sunday. Spokeswoman Crystal Nosal said the officer was charged with unlawful entry.

Police don't know why the officer, who lives in Reston, picked the woman's apartment to sleep, but investigators believe he came in through the front door.

Capitol Police spokeswoman Kimberly Schneider said the officer is on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of the criminal charges. Schneider said the agency will also conduct an investigation.