Under The Bridge: Literal Video Version

The third installment of literal videos, this time coming out of the 80s! Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do.
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Mega 64: Prince of Persia Rewind

Boy allegedly hits mom with saw, offers her $5

FORT PIERCE, Fla. -Authorities say an 11-year-old boy hit his mother in the head with a saw and then offered her $5 not to call police. The St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office reported that the boy and his 41-year-old mother got into an argument Wednesday when she was trying to get him to take his medication.

The boy left and went to another home, where he began hitting a tree with a saw. When the mother finally caught up with the boy, authorities say he hit her in the head with the saw, causing a minor laceration. A sheriff's report said that's when the boy began pleading with his mother not to call police and offered her a $5 bill.

The boy is facing an aggravated battery charge.

Happy Thanksgiving

Alanis Morissette - Thank U
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence


Natalie Merchant – Kind And Generous
Oh, I want to thank you for so many gifts you gave with love and tenderness,
I wanna thank you
I want to thank you for your generosity, the love and the honesty that you gave me
I want to thank you, show my gratitude, my love and my respect for you,
I wanna thank you
Oh I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...

Tampa man allegedly uses grandpa as human shield

TAMPA, Fla. -Authorities said a 22-year-old Tampa man used his grandfather as a shield while he was being arrested. According to an arrest affidavit, the man pulled his 72-year-old grandfather out of a chair and in front of officers Wednesday morning.

The man kept fighting after his grandfather was removed from the scene. He was charged with two counts of felony battery and resisting arrest with violence and was taken to jail.

Saturday Night Live - Blizzard Man

Ludacris & T-Pain come face to face with the Master.

Movie Mash-Up: Quantum of Bonds

One Bond replaces the other, but it won’t go down without a fight, edited using Casino Royal (Daniel Craig’s first Bond film) and all of the Pierce Brosnan Bond films.

Ga. man cleaning with blowtorch sets house on fire

SARGENT, Ga. -Would-be cleaners take note: A blowtorch is not a good substitute for a broom. Coweta County authorities said Galen Winchell set fire to his west Georgia home Wednesday as he cleaned cobwebs from exterior eaves with a blowtorch. Winchell noticed the blaze when he saw smoke pouring from the attic.

Coweta Fire Investigator James Gantt says the fire was contained to one part of the house, but the entire home had smoke and water damage.

No one was hurt. No phone number was listed for Winchell.

Stand Up: Chris Fairbanks - Part 2

Stand Up: Chris Fairbanks

Police: Man urinates on dog after owner spurns sex

MANITOWOC, Wis. - A 36-year-old man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said. Police said the man was arrested early Thursday morning on tentative charges of criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence.

According to police reports, the man was drunk when he argued with the woman. After she resisted his advances the man went to the basement where he urinated on her dog and the floor.

Police said the argument continued, and when the woman's sister stood up in defense the man pushed her into a wall. He then allegedly stormed from the home and punched out a window.

Music Mash-up: Kiss Britney's Boyfriend

Chris Brown, Britney Spears, T-Pain, Ashley Simpson, Missy Elliot, Ciara

The Dark Knight Meets Superman

Batman faces his toughest adversary yet: real super powers.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Woman Chooses Jail Over $7.45 Bill

FORT PIERCE, Fla. - A woman decided to go to jail rather than pay her bill at a Fort Pierce Waffle House restaurant. The total she went to jail over: $7.45. According to a police report, Maryanne O'Neill, 66, ordered coffee and a sandwich at a Waffle House restaurant on Saturday but refused to pay the bill. 

The report said an officer asked her to pay or go to jail and she refused. 

A jail official said she was released Monday from the St. Lucie County Jail. She was charged with obtaining food or lodging with intent to defraud, a second degree misdemeanor. 

If convicted of a second degree misdemeanor she could face up to 60 days in jail and a fine of $500.

Boyce Avenue: Fleetwood Mac - Landslide (acoustic)

Mega64: "SYTEFREEK"

A video to promote the new Mega64.com. Come join and subscribe to the site today! Join the Mega64um community. Please remove your shoes before browsing the site. Thank you.

Woman obliges after husband begs to be shot

CENTENNIAL, Colo. -Authorities said a woman who shot her husband in the knee won't face charges because he begged her to do it. The Arapahoe County Sheriff's office said a 35-year-old woman accused her husband of being drunk and becoming violent during an argument. 

She took control of a handgun during the dispute and claimed her husband begged her to shoot him and told her to 'finish it' after she fired a shot. 

The sheriff's office said the 34-year-old husband was uncooperative with deputies before he was taken into custody and hospitalized. He was now being held at the Arapahoe County jail after his wife accused him of forcing her into the bathroom and holding a gun to her head before the shooting. 

He faces charges of felony menacing, third-degree assault and false imprisonment.

Stand-Up: Bill Burr - Women's Rights

Music Mash-up: Coming Undone Wit It

Dem Franchize Boys - Lean Wit It Rock Wit It
Korn - Coming Undone

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. -Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. 

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. 

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. 

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Andy Mckee - Drifting

This maybe the greatest display of guitar playing that I have ever seen and that beard isn’t bad either.

Head Over Heels: Literal Video Version

Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in this second installment of literal videos!

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Cops: Alleged burglar dresses as beauty shop owner

FOLEY, Ala. -Authorities said a 42-year-old man, dressed up like the elderly owner of a Baldwin County beauty parlor and tried to break into her shop so he could look at himself in a mirror. The man was wearing a blond wig when he allegedly attempted to burglarize a shop owned by Rose Stevens, 76. Deputies said the man told them he wanted to sit in the owner's chair and look at himself. 

"It gave me a chill when the deputy asked, 'Do you wear flowered smocks?'" said Stevens, owner of A Curl & Style. "I said, 'Yes,' and he said they thought he'd made himself up to look like me." 

The man was charged with third-degree burglary, a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. The man's brother said he has mental problems and is obsessed with dressing like women. 

Stevens said she was in bed at 10:30 p.m. Wednesday when she saw car lights flash in front of her beauty shop, which is beside her home. She said she thought the would-be burglar was a woman, but her 17-year-old grandson, who lives with her, said it looked like a man dressed as a woman. 

Soon the intruder gave up trying to break in, got back in his car and began to drive away. 

A deputy stopped the car as it was leaving and arrested the man, said Maj. Anthony Lowery, a spokesman for the sheriff's office spokesman.

"Don't" PSA

Just don't do it.

Vote or Don’t

I feel like people look down on me because I don’t bother to vote, but I have my reasons. Mainly it’s because I am lazy and don’t feel like doing to research and learning about the issues, but I have my reasons for not wasting my time doing that as well. It is because my vote is worth the same as people who vote based on race and other stuff that doesn’t matter. Take the people in this clip from the Howard Stern show below as an example, the set up is this: 

The highly educated voters in Harlem are so well informed, a reporter for Howard Stern was able to trick the people he interviewed into agreeing with everything John McCain stands for, including getting them to say they had no problem with Sarah Palin being Vice President. The reporter simply asked who they supported, they said Obama, so he asked a series of questions about things McCain represents, but said those were things Obama represented, and every black person asked said yup, I’m for it. This supports the case that many blacks are only voting for Obama because he is black.