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Movie Mash-Up: Battle of the Batmans

Four Batmans wear the cape, but in Gotham City, there can only be one.

Sheriff: Family cremated mom on BBQ, kept benefits

CORNING, Calif. -The family of a dead elderly woman cremated her remains on a makeshift barbecue and continued collecting her retirement checks amounting to more than $25,000, authorities in Northern California said. Ramona Allmond's daughter and grandson were arrested Sunday on suspicion of embezzlement, elder abuse and disposing of a body without a permit. 

Allmond, 84, likely died of natural causes, though investigators were still trying to determine the exact cause of death, said Tehama County sheriff's Capt. Paul Hosler. 

Allmond's daughter, Kathleen Allmond, 50, and Allmond's grandson, Tony Ray, 30, told investigators their relative died in December. They left her body on her bedroom floor for a week before cremating the remains in their backyard fire pit, Hosler said. 

Investigators said the two kept collecting Allmond's monthly retirement checks, amounting to more than $25,000. Sheriff's Detective Richard Knox said they may have been trying to honor Allmond's desire to die at home and be cremated. 

The two were arrested after Allmond's son grew suspicious about her whereabouts. 

Both were in jail in lieu of bail, with arraignment scheduled for Thursday. The sheriff's department said they do not yet have attorneys.

Stand-Up: Craig Baldo

Craig's stand-up debut on Conan

Jon Lajoie - Bootlegs & B-Sides

Unreleased material by Jon Lajoie. http://www.jonlajoie.com/

Woman allegedly pours hot water on husband's groin

BRADENTON, Fla. -Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin. Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm. 

The woman was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond. 

Authorities say the woman boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff's report. 

The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report said the woman did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.

The Middle Show: Overdubbed Random Samples

A mess of web videos overdubbed by bored Black20 staffers.

Man Sues Doctor for Amputating Penis

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - A Kentucky man who claims his penis was removed without his consent during what was supposed to be a circumcision has sued the doctor who performed the surgery. 

Phillip Seaton, 61, and his wife are seeking unspecified compensation from Dr. John M. Patterson and the medical practice that performed the circumcision for "loss of service, love and affection." The Seatons also are seeking unspecified punitive damages from Patterson and the medical practice, Commonwealth Urology. 

A woman who answered the phone at Commonwealth Urology would not take a message for the doctor Thursday. But the Seaton's attorney said the doctor's post-surgical notes show the doctor thought he detected cancer and removed the penis. Attorney Kevin George said a later test did detect cancer. 

"It was not an emergency," George told The Associated Press on Thursday. "It didn't have to happen that way." 

Seaton was having the procedure on Oct. 19, 2007, to better treat inflammation.

The lawsuit filed earlier this month in state court claims Patterson removed Seaton's penis without consulting either Phillip or Deborah Seaton, or giving them an opportunity to seek a second opinion. 

The couple also sued the anesthesiologist, Dr. Oliver James of Shelbyville, claiming he used a general anesthesia even though Seaton asked that it not be administered. 

A message left at Commonwealth Urology's corporate office in Lexington was not immediately returned Thursday. A message left for James also was not immediately returned. 

The Seatons' suit is similar to one in which an Indianapolis man was awarded more than $2.3 million in damages after he claimed his penis and left testicle were removed without his consent during surgery for an infection in 1997.

Music Mash-up: Let it be Me

The Beatles - Let it Be
Shaggy - It Wasn't Me

Jimmy Pardo Talks to Kids

Jimmy Pardo finds out what the troops want for Christmas.

Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex

FORT MYERS, Fla. -Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. 

The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate. 

Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious. 

The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail. 

The man was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

Drunk History - Featuring Jack Black & Clark Duke

A Benjamin Franklin expert reveals his controversial theory about the discovery of electricity.

This is actually the second episode, but it is my favorite, if you want to see more check out http://www.funnyordie.com/drunkhistory

Movie Mash-Up: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Swing

Watch Indiana Jones as he swings his way out of trouble. There are 27 films/shows in this piece. Can you name them all?

Man hit by truck, then ticketed for jaywalking

BOISE, Idaho -A man who was hit by a truck near the city's downtown was also slapped with a citation. Boise police ticketed Ebrahim Balah, 62, for jaywalking shortly after the accident Wednesday. 

Police said Balah suffered minor injuries and was taken to a local hospital as a precaution. 

Police said he was hit by a passenger truck while trying to cross a busy one-way street. Officials said the section Balah tried crossing is not a designated walkway and pedestrians are not permitted to cross.

Take On Me: The Literal Version

Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do.

Literal musci video:


Original music video:

Music Mash-up: Every Car You Chase

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
The Police - Every Breath You Take

Charge Dropped in Gas-Passing Case

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- A battery charge has been dropped against a West Virginia man who had been accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a South Charleston patrolman. 

The Kanawha County prosecutor's office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz of Clarksburg. Mary Frampton, an assistant to Magistrate Jack Pauley, said Thursday the magistrate signed a motion to dismiss the charge. 

A call to the prosecutor wasn't immediately returned. 

Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges.

According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward Patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken the police station for a breathalyzer test. 

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station. 

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said. 

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment. 

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him. 

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."

Boyce Avenue : Rihanna - Disturbia (acoustic)

Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade: Super Mario Rescues The Princess

Mario finally overcomes his enemy and rescues the woman he has been fighting to save. Too bad the princess is not impressed by what she sees. 

From the mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy and American Dad comes a comedy too big for your T.V. Welcome to Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!

Piggy Bank Theft Results in Prison

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - A man convicted of stealing $20 from a toddler's piggy bank has been sentenced to six years in prison. Four-time convicted burglar Ryan Mueller was convicted Thursday of felony burglary as a repeat offender in a Sheboygan, Wis., court. 

Prosecutors say the 31-year-old Mueller broke into a home in August 2007 and stole money from a 2-year-old girl's piggy bank while she slept. They say the girl's mother walked into the room and caught Mueller in the act. 

Mueller also was sentenced to five years' probation. His is to serve his sentence consecutively to a six-year prison sentence he was handed in June for a separate burglary conviction.

Brule’s Rules For Your Health

It is a combo of some Brule’s Rules and Sit on You.

Music Mash-up: Feel Good Breakin My Back

A mash up with Somebody Told Me by The Killers and Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz.

Woman faces charge after dishwashing dispute

FORT WORTH, Texas -Police say a 20-year-old woman faces an aggravated assault charge after she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about him not doing the dishes. 

The woman was arrested Thursday afternoon at the couple's apartment, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported on its Web site. 

The 21-year-old man told police that he became involved in an argument because the woman was upset that the dishes were not clean. Police Lt. Paul Henderson said the woman told the man to leave the apartment, but he refused. 

Henderson said the woman then tried to physically remove the man. During the ensuing struggle, the woman bit the man's right shoulder and broke a picture frame across his face, causing visible cuts, Henderson said. 

The woman then grabbed an approximately 2-foot sword and swung it at him, but missed, police said. 

The woman was released from a Mansfield jail after posting a $10,000 bond, jail officials said. 

Henderson said the man and woman had lived together for four months.

People React to Clay Aiken Coming Out

Big News - Clay Aiken came out of the closet. We took to the streets to get reactions from the people.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Music Mash-up: Country Basket

A mash up with Basket Case by Green Day and Country Grammar by Nelly.

Police get call over non-floppy rabbit ears

STIRLING, Scotland -Your rabbit's ears aren't floppy? Sorry, that's not an emergency. So said police in Scotland when a woman rang the emergency 999 number to discuss her concerns about her new pet. She said the newspaper ad promised floppy ears, but flop they would not.

Central Scotland Police said Monday they were equally unimpressed by another caller who complained that a passing car had splashed water on him, and by someone else inquiring about the postal code for a town's post office.

"Whilst officers and staff are dealing with these frivolous matters that a member of the public has deemed so serious as to call 999, they are not dealing with genuine emergency calls," said Chief Inspector Alan Stewart.

Jake and Amir: Keep Away

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Jake and Amir: Proverbs

Proverbs from Jake Hurwitz on Vimeo.

Jake and Amir: Drugs. No They’re Not.

Drugs. No They're Not. from Amir on Vimeo.