Saturday, October 31, 2009

Mega64: Anything Can Happen On Halloween

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Hold My Chain

A typical day in my hood son.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Fighting Nude Like Viggo

One man wants to fight nude like Viggo. Download the song for free at rosspatterson.com.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Cops: Mass. couple beat man at KFC over slow order

NORWELL, Mass. -Authorities say a couple, upset over the slowness of their Kentucky Fried Chicken order, assaulted a man who asked them to stop yelling profanities for the sake of children in line. The couple was arrested Thursday after witnesses told police the couple beat the man as he was leaving the restaurant.

Police say 31-year-old Jared Garfagna of Marshfield punched the man in the head, and then Garfagna's girlfriend, 24-year-old Sara Mohn, kicked the man. The victim had cuts on his eyelid and wrists.

Mohn has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Garfagna has been ordered to appear in court on assault and battery charges. It's unclear whether either has hired an attorney.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Comfort Asswipe Dub

A new age of ass wiping is upon us! Grab your anal wands!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Boy Fakes Kidnapping to Hide Bad Grades

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. - An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades.

Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School.

The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him.

The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.

He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize.

Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.

Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

WTF COLLECTIVE (Jon Lajoie)

Step aside Wu-Tang, G-Unit, NWA, D-12... There are some new kids on this block.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Button

Andy presents Mark with a box...and gives him a choice

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Man accused of sword attack after finding soda can

BRYAN, Texas -A man who was apparently was upset after finding a soda can in his room allegedly used a sword to cut two of his roommates. Michael Angel Zamago was jailed on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon related to family violence. Bail was $25,000.

A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.

One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.

A jailer who declined to provide his name said there was no record of an attorney for Zamago.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Man Dies Teaching Gun Safety

Learning proper gun safety can be a matter of life and death. That holds true for those who give the lessons, as well as for the students they teach.

On Friday, an Imperial, Mo., man insisted on instructing his girlfriend as to the safe way to handle firearms before the two were to travel to a local shooting range, St. Louis television affiliate KDSK reported. What followed was anything but a textbook gun safety class.

According to KDSK, witnesses said James Looney, 40, arrayed several firearms before his pupil, then demonstrated various safety features by pointing two guns to his own head and pulling the triggers.

When Looney attempted a similar demonstration with a third gun, it went off, fatally wounding him, KDSK said.

Sheriff's deputies believe that alcohol was involved, KDSK reported.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Staring Contest

A staring contest without the staring.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Asshole

Vincent Allen goes to the doctor and finds out he's an asshole.

Official Selection 2009 Sundance Film Festival

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Teacher Accused of Selling Grades

TRENTON, N.J. -- A New Jersey social studies teacher has been charged with accepting cash from students looking to improve their grades.

Thirty-year-old Megan Laboy is accused of collecting more than $1,400 from Colts Neck High School students during the 2008-09 school year.

Police say the Howell resident told students she'd give them extra credit and the money was for charity. But they say she kept the money for herself.

She's charged with third-degree theft by deception. She was released on her own recognizance Monday.

She began working for the district in 2001. But district officials say she's no longer employed.

She's refused to comment to The Associated Press.

Thursday, October 1, 2009