Friday, June 26, 2009

Donald Duck - Der Fuehrer's Face

A 1943 Anti-nazi propaganda film made by Walt Disney.
I cannot believe this exists.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Bakery Allegedly Discarded Severed Arm

MADRID -- A Spanish trade union is suing a bakery that allegedly threw the severed arm of an employee into a bin after it was amputated in an accident with a kneading machine.

The Workers Commissions said in a statement Wednesday that Bolivian immigrant Franns Rilles lost his left arm in May 28 at the Rovira bakery in the eastern Valencia region.

The union said that while Rilles was being taken to a hospital someone tossed his arm into the garbage. It says the bakery then cleaned the machinery and continued production.

Police found the arm the next day, the union said, but doctors were unable to reattach it.

The union said Rilles had worked illegally at the factory for two years, earning $32 a day, and had not been properly trained on the kneading machinery.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Blanket! (Snuggie parody)

We've all heard of the "Snuggie", but now there is a new product called "Blanket"! It's a "Snuggie" without holes! Keeps the whole body warm, all at once!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Snuggie Spin-Offs

For when a big ridiculous stupid piece of crap just isn't big enough.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

'Extremely Bored' runaway juror faces jail time

HILLSBORO, Ore. - A man who left jury duty after lunch because he was "extremely bored" will be back at the courthouse Tuesday to be arraigned on a charge of contempt of court. A police report said officers found the 25-year-old man near his home earlier this month and asked why he skipped out. He said he was bored, and "just couldn't take it" anymore.

Washington County Judge Gayle Nachtigal issued a warrant for his arrest.

Though she wouldn't discuss the specific case, the judge said the maximum penalty for missing jury duty is six months in jail. Penalties, however, are generally waived if the person agrees to perform their civic duty.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Friday, June 19, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Police: Pittsburgh student used snake as jump rope

PITTSBURGH - Pittsburgh police say a high school student is facing charges for using a biology class snake as a jump rope.

Police say the incident happened Monday at Taylor Allderdice (ahl-DER'-dys) High School.
Police aren't identifying the 17-year-old suspect because he's being charged in juvenile court. The boy will be charged with theft and cruelty to animals.

The animal survived the ordeal and was being examined by a veterinarian.

Pittsburgh Public School officials on Tuesday were not immediately able to say what kind of snake it was.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Bleep Bloop: The Videogames Talkshow

The videogame talk show hosted by Jeff Rubin of collegehumor where "two thumbs down" is a good thing.



For more Bleep Bloop videos visit: http://www.collegehumor.com/bleepbloop

Monday, June 15, 2009

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Episode 5

Zach chats with Bradley Cooper, star of "The Hangover."

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Robber Had Banana 'Gun,' Cops Say

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. - Authorities say a North Carolina teen who was thwarted as he tried to rob a store with a banana ate it before they could arrive.

Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered the store Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanded money.

Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana.

Mabe says deputies took pictures of the banana peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence.

Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail officials say he doesn't have an attorney.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Mega64: The Lego Zone

Lego Rock Band is a real game that TT Games and Harmonix are creating, and Mega64 has made this video making fun of it.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Suspect Stops at Taco Bell During Chase

FORT WAYNE, Ind. - Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.

Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he "knew he was going to jail for a while" and wanted to get one last burrito.

Cooper was held without bail on four counts of dealing cocaine, one count of resisting arrest by fleeing and other charges.

A voicemail mailbox for a listing for a Jermaine Cooper in Fort Wayne was full and not accepting messages.

Police say the chase began Tuesday after officers spotted Cooper, who was wanted on other charges, and tried to pull him over.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Mr. Beldings Famous Catch Phrase

Watching those videos about the Saved By The Bell reunion the other day got me nostalgic for the show so I found this on YouTube and it made me laugh.

A Completion Of Mr. Beldings Famous Catch Phrase HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY What Is Going On Here? "Saved By The Bell"

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Saved By The Bell Reunion

Update #1: Another cast member is in! Watch and find out who.


Update #2: With signatures still pouring in, one more cast member pledges to be a part of the reunion.


Update #3: Zack Morris himself, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, joins the reunion, plus another cast member commits!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Dude Perfect (Amazing Basketball Shots) - Ranch Edition

Taking our original Amazing Basketball Shots to a whole new level, Ranch Style.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Dude Perfect (Amazing Basketball Shots)

As seen on GOOD MORNING AMERICA - 5 College Roommates hit awesome basketball trick shots around town.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Man Calls 911 Over Son's Messy Room

BEDFORD, Ohio - An Ohio man who argued with his grown son over a messy bedroom said he overreacted when he called 911.

Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son — who's a school board member in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford — threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him when told to clean his room.

The son, also named Andrew, lives in a room in his parents' basement.

The father declined to press charges and told police he doesn't want to ruin his son's political career.

The son, who also works as a political consultant, said he's lucky to be living in the house rent free. He also promises to keep his room clean.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Woman Fights Off Intruders With Chili

TAZEWELL, Tenn. - Up in Tazewell, Wanda Bray slings a mean bowl of chili. Quite literally.

Claiborne County Sheriff's Capt. David Honeycutt said Bray was confronted by men who broke into her home Tuesday night and she fought back by throwing what was described as "household objects" at them, including a bowl of homemade chili.

Then, according to The Knoxville News Sentinel, the 58-year-old Bray went after the intruders with a broom. They fled.

Police later arrested three men and charged them with the home invasion robbery and with a recent convenience store holdup.

Honeycutt said the intruders demanded drugs from Bray and probably got away with a bottle of blood pressure pills.

Monday, June 1, 2009

2009 MTV Movie Awards Digital Short: Explosions

We didn't bring Andy Samberg all the way to L.A., just so he could stand around and introduce celebs. We did it to get in his digital shorts! This first short is about movie explosions, and features Will Ferrell, JJ Abrams and about 500 others.