Accused drunk driver ends up running over himself

SANTA FE, N.M. -A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over himself. The man was treated for minor injuries at a Santa Fe hospital and booked in to the Sandoval County detention center on charges of aggravated driving while intoxicated, fleeing a police officer, careless driving and two other outstanding traffic warrants.

A tip to the state's DrunkBuster hot line Sunday afternoon alerted authorities to a possibly drunken driver.

State Police Officer Grace Romero spotted the man's pickup truck swerving across both lanes of a highway, driving slowly and then fast. He refused to stop.

After narrowly missing other vehicles, police said the suspect drove through a ditch and a barbed-wire fence before stopping. He tried to put the truck into park, but it ended up in reverse.

Police said the man fell from his open door and both of his legs were run over by the front driver's side tire.

The Klondike Bar Needs a Favor

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar? The Lonely Island Finds Out ...

Klondike: The Phone Call


Klondike: Moving Day


Klondike: Staring Contest

Most Improbable Lil Jon Mashup Ever

Go ahead, show this to your four year old.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

12 days of Christmas: Day 11 & 12

Merry Christmas!!! Today the 12 days of Christmas comes to close with something I like to call Relient Khristmas, that’s 6 original Christmas related songs by Relient K from the album Let it Snow, Baby… Let it Reindeer.

12 days of Christmas: Day 9 & 10

Sorry I forgot to post day 9 yesterday so today you get a double dose.

12 days of Christmas: Day 6, 7, & 8

My power has been out for a couple days so I haven't had a chance to post any Christmas music so here is 3 days worth of it.

12 days of Christmas: Day 5

12 days of Christmas: Day 4

12 days of Christmas: Day 3

12 days of Christmas: Day 2

12 days of Christmas: Day 1

Given that it is the most wonderful time of the year I think it is time to celebrate the holidays with 12 days of my favorite Christmas music. And if you like things like this check out the new blog I am working on called Useless Radio.

The Worst Day Of Her Life

Ladies and Gentlemen the season premier of American Idol is only a month away so keep you children away from the TV because if the guy they voted for loses, they will flip their shit.

SNL Digital Short: Jizz In My Pants

Too much excitement to contain.
This week’s Saturday Night Live Digital Short featured the first single from The Lonely Island guy’s (Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone) debut album Incredibad, which will be in stores February 10th 2009.

Man accused of dousing neighbor for a 'confession'

ROCHESTER, Pa. -Police said a Pennsylvania man bound his neighbor with duct tape, doused him with gasoline and threatened to set him on fire unless the neighbor confessed to burglarizing his house. John Black, of New Sewickley Township, was charged with burglary, aggravated assault, unlawful restraint and related crimes.

Police said that on Thursday, Black accused Henry Schmitt Jr. of burglarizing his home earlier this month before eventually letting him go. Police said they have no evidence Schmitt burglarized Black. Schmitt lives in a camper on Black's property.

A listed number for Black couldn't be located and it was unknown if he has an attorney.

Monopoly Man Goes Bankrupt

Recessions affect everybody, from Baltic to Broadway.

Mega64: The Force Unleashed

Man accused of urinating on arresting officer

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. -A 35-year-old man faces charges after allegedly driving drunk and then urinating in the back of a squad car and on the arresting officer. A criminal complaint said the man was pulled over early Wednesday after an officer saw him driving erratically and striking a pole at a gas station.

The complaint said the man failed field sobriety tests and when he was being taken to the police station, urinated in the back of the squad car and sprayed the officer, hitting him in the back of the head.

The man is facing four felony charges and two misdemeanors. He faces a maximum of 15 years in prison if convicted.

The misdemeanors include a fourth-offense operating while intoxicated.

Stand Up: Todd Glass

Music Mash-up: Flashing Lights of a Superstar

Lupe Fiasco - Superstar
Kanye West - Flashing Lights


And if you want more music check out my other blog Useless Radio.

Man allegedly attacks girlfriend over macaroni

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. – An unemployed man faces a domestic assault charge after he allegedly attacked his girlfriend last Saturday for making him macaroni for dinner. Investigator Dale Matuszczak said the woman called for help after locking herself in a bathroom.

Matuszczak said she apparently had been hit with a cooking pot, suffering a cut on her nose and bruise on her face.

According to the police report, the man was intoxicated and assaulted the woman when he discovered she made macaroni for his dinner. Food was tossed around the house as he hit the woman with the pot.

The man was arrested and charged with second-degree domestic assault.

Saturday Night Live - Kissing Family

This is one close family.

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch A Movie Without Shouting At The Screen

A Neurotic Scotsman Cannot Help Himself From Commenting On The Mistakes Made By Some Of America's Favorite Film Characters.

Robber threatens to complain after finding no cash

NEW YORK, Pa. -Police say a central Pennsylvania man tried to rob a bank — but tellers' empty cash drawers thwarted his attempt. Springettsbury Township Police Lt. Scott Laird said the tellers were waiting for their cash drawers to be filled when a man entered a Susquehanna Bank branch Thursday morning and demanded money. The first teller fainted and the next two showed him their empty cash drawers.

Laird says the robber then threatened to file a complaint with bank management before leaving.

A customer at the drive-through called 911. A 48-year-old man was arrested about 10 blocks away and was held in the York County Prison in lieu of $25,000 bail. He was charged with criminal attempt to commit robbery.

Under The Bridge: Literal Video Version

The third installment of literal videos, this time coming out of the 80s! Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do.
Literal Version:


Original Version:

Mega 64: Prince of Persia Rewind

Boy allegedly hits mom with saw, offers her $5

FORT PIERCE, Fla. -Authorities say an 11-year-old boy hit his mother in the head with a saw and then offered her $5 not to call police. The St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office reported that the boy and his 41-year-old mother got into an argument Wednesday when she was trying to get him to take his medication.

The boy left and went to another home, where he began hitting a tree with a saw. When the mother finally caught up with the boy, authorities say he hit her in the head with the saw, causing a minor laceration. A sheriff's report said that's when the boy began pleading with his mother not to call police and offered her a $5 bill.

The boy is facing an aggravated battery charge.

Happy Thanksgiving

Alanis Morissette - Thank U
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence


Natalie Merchant – Kind And Generous
Oh, I want to thank you for so many gifts you gave with love and tenderness,
I wanna thank you
I want to thank you for your generosity, the love and the honesty that you gave me
I want to thank you, show my gratitude, my love and my respect for you,
I wanna thank you
Oh I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...

Tampa man allegedly uses grandpa as human shield

TAMPA, Fla. -Authorities said a 22-year-old Tampa man used his grandfather as a shield while he was being arrested. According to an arrest affidavit, the man pulled his 72-year-old grandfather out of a chair and in front of officers Wednesday morning.

The man kept fighting after his grandfather was removed from the scene. He was charged with two counts of felony battery and resisting arrest with violence and was taken to jail.

Saturday Night Live - Blizzard Man

Ludacris & T-Pain come face to face with the Master.

Movie Mash-Up: Quantum of Bonds

One Bond replaces the other, but it won’t go down without a fight, edited using Casino Royal (Daniel Craig’s first Bond film) and all of the Pierce Brosnan Bond films.

Ga. man cleaning with blowtorch sets house on fire

SARGENT, Ga. -Would-be cleaners take note: A blowtorch is not a good substitute for a broom. Coweta County authorities said Galen Winchell set fire to his west Georgia home Wednesday as he cleaned cobwebs from exterior eaves with a blowtorch. Winchell noticed the blaze when he saw smoke pouring from the attic.

Coweta Fire Investigator James Gantt says the fire was contained to one part of the house, but the entire home had smoke and water damage.

No one was hurt. No phone number was listed for Winchell.

Stand Up: Chris Fairbanks - Part 2

Stand Up: Chris Fairbanks

Police: Man urinates on dog after owner spurns sex

MANITOWOC, Wis. - A 36-year-old man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said. Police said the man was arrested early Thursday morning on tentative charges of criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence.

According to police reports, the man was drunk when he argued with the woman. After she resisted his advances the man went to the basement where he urinated on her dog and the floor.

Police said the argument continued, and when the woman's sister stood up in defense the man pushed her into a wall. He then allegedly stormed from the home and punched out a window.

Music Mash-up: Kiss Britney's Boyfriend

Chris Brown, Britney Spears, T-Pain, Ashley Simpson, Missy Elliot, Ciara

The Dark Knight Meets Superman

Batman faces his toughest adversary yet: real super powers.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Woman Chooses Jail Over $7.45 Bill

FORT PIERCE, Fla. - A woman decided to go to jail rather than pay her bill at a Fort Pierce Waffle House restaurant. The total she went to jail over: $7.45. According to a police report, Maryanne O'Neill, 66, ordered coffee and a sandwich at a Waffle House restaurant on Saturday but refused to pay the bill. 

The report said an officer asked her to pay or go to jail and she refused. 

A jail official said she was released Monday from the St. Lucie County Jail. She was charged with obtaining food or lodging with intent to defraud, a second degree misdemeanor. 

If convicted of a second degree misdemeanor she could face up to 60 days in jail and a fine of $500.

Boyce Avenue: Fleetwood Mac - Landslide (acoustic)

Mega64: "SYTEFREEK"

A video to promote the new Mega64.com. Come join and subscribe to the site today! Join the Mega64um community. Please remove your shoes before browsing the site. Thank you.

Woman obliges after husband begs to be shot

CENTENNIAL, Colo. -Authorities said a woman who shot her husband in the knee won't face charges because he begged her to do it. The Arapahoe County Sheriff's office said a 35-year-old woman accused her husband of being drunk and becoming violent during an argument. 

She took control of a handgun during the dispute and claimed her husband begged her to shoot him and told her to 'finish it' after she fired a shot. 

The sheriff's office said the 34-year-old husband was uncooperative with deputies before he was taken into custody and hospitalized. He was now being held at the Arapahoe County jail after his wife accused him of forcing her into the bathroom and holding a gun to her head before the shooting. 

He faces charges of felony menacing, third-degree assault and false imprisonment.

Stand-Up: Bill Burr - Women's Rights

Music Mash-up: Coming Undone Wit It

Dem Franchize Boys - Lean Wit It Rock Wit It
Korn - Coming Undone

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. -Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. 

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. 

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. 

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Andy Mckee - Drifting

This maybe the greatest display of guitar playing that I have ever seen and that beard isn’t bad either.

Head Over Heels: Literal Video Version

Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in this second installment of literal videos!

Literal music video:


Original music video:

Cops: Alleged burglar dresses as beauty shop owner

FOLEY, Ala. -Authorities said a 42-year-old man, dressed up like the elderly owner of a Baldwin County beauty parlor and tried to break into her shop so he could look at himself in a mirror. The man was wearing a blond wig when he allegedly attempted to burglarize a shop owned by Rose Stevens, 76. Deputies said the man told them he wanted to sit in the owner's chair and look at himself. 

"It gave me a chill when the deputy asked, 'Do you wear flowered smocks?'" said Stevens, owner of A Curl & Style. "I said, 'Yes,' and he said they thought he'd made himself up to look like me." 

The man was charged with third-degree burglary, a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. The man's brother said he has mental problems and is obsessed with dressing like women. 

Stevens said she was in bed at 10:30 p.m. Wednesday when she saw car lights flash in front of her beauty shop, which is beside her home. She said she thought the would-be burglar was a woman, but her 17-year-old grandson, who lives with her, said it looked like a man dressed as a woman. 

Soon the intruder gave up trying to break in, got back in his car and began to drive away. 

A deputy stopped the car as it was leaving and arrested the man, said Maj. Anthony Lowery, a spokesman for the sheriff's office spokesman.

"Don't" PSA

Just don't do it.

Vote or Don’t

I feel like people look down on me because I don’t bother to vote, but I have my reasons. Mainly it’s because I am lazy and don’t feel like doing to research and learning about the issues, but I have my reasons for not wasting my time doing that as well. It is because my vote is worth the same as people who vote based on race and other stuff that doesn’t matter. Take the people in this clip from the Howard Stern show below as an example, the set up is this: 

The highly educated voters in Harlem are so well informed, a reporter for Howard Stern was able to trick the people he interviewed into agreeing with everything John McCain stands for, including getting them to say they had no problem with Sarah Palin being Vice President. The reporter simply asked who they supported, they said Obama, so he asked a series of questions about things McCain represents, but said those were things Obama represented, and every black person asked said yup, I’m for it. This supports the case that many blacks are only voting for Obama because he is black. 

Happy Halloween

Panic at the Disco - This is Halloween

Metaphor-Free Radio

Your favorite songs skip the B.S. and get right to the point.

Movie Mash-Up: Battle of the Batmans

Four Batmans wear the cape, but in Gotham City, there can only be one.

Sheriff: Family cremated mom on BBQ, kept benefits

CORNING, Calif. -The family of a dead elderly woman cremated her remains on a makeshift barbecue and continued collecting her retirement checks amounting to more than $25,000, authorities in Northern California said. Ramona Allmond's daughter and grandson were arrested Sunday on suspicion of embezzlement, elder abuse and disposing of a body without a permit. 

Allmond, 84, likely died of natural causes, though investigators were still trying to determine the exact cause of death, said Tehama County sheriff's Capt. Paul Hosler. 

Allmond's daughter, Kathleen Allmond, 50, and Allmond's grandson, Tony Ray, 30, told investigators their relative died in December. They left her body on her bedroom floor for a week before cremating the remains in their backyard fire pit, Hosler said. 

Investigators said the two kept collecting Allmond's monthly retirement checks, amounting to more than $25,000. Sheriff's Detective Richard Knox said they may have been trying to honor Allmond's desire to die at home and be cremated. 

The two were arrested after Allmond's son grew suspicious about her whereabouts. 

Both were in jail in lieu of bail, with arraignment scheduled for Thursday. The sheriff's department said they do not yet have attorneys.

Stand-Up: Craig Baldo

Craig's stand-up debut on Conan

Jon Lajoie - Bootlegs & B-Sides

Unreleased material by Jon Lajoie. http://www.jonlajoie.com/

Woman allegedly pours hot water on husband's groin

BRADENTON, Fla. -Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin. Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm. 

The woman was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond. 

Authorities say the woman boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff's report. 

The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report said the woman did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.

The Middle Show: Overdubbed Random Samples

A mess of web videos overdubbed by bored Black20 staffers.

Man Sues Doctor for Amputating Penis

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - A Kentucky man who claims his penis was removed without his consent during what was supposed to be a circumcision has sued the doctor who performed the surgery. 

Phillip Seaton, 61, and his wife are seeking unspecified compensation from Dr. John M. Patterson and the medical practice that performed the circumcision for "loss of service, love and affection." The Seatons also are seeking unspecified punitive damages from Patterson and the medical practice, Commonwealth Urology. 

A woman who answered the phone at Commonwealth Urology would not take a message for the doctor Thursday. But the Seaton's attorney said the doctor's post-surgical notes show the doctor thought he detected cancer and removed the penis. Attorney Kevin George said a later test did detect cancer. 

"It was not an emergency," George told The Associated Press on Thursday. "It didn't have to happen that way." 

Seaton was having the procedure on Oct. 19, 2007, to better treat inflammation.

The lawsuit filed earlier this month in state court claims Patterson removed Seaton's penis without consulting either Phillip or Deborah Seaton, or giving them an opportunity to seek a second opinion. 

The couple also sued the anesthesiologist, Dr. Oliver James of Shelbyville, claiming he used a general anesthesia even though Seaton asked that it not be administered. 

A message left at Commonwealth Urology's corporate office in Lexington was not immediately returned Thursday. A message left for James also was not immediately returned. 

The Seatons' suit is similar to one in which an Indianapolis man was awarded more than $2.3 million in damages after he claimed his penis and left testicle were removed without his consent during surgery for an infection in 1997.

Music Mash-up: Let it be Me

The Beatles - Let it Be
Shaggy - It Wasn't Me

Jimmy Pardo Talks to Kids

Jimmy Pardo finds out what the troops want for Christmas.

Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex

FORT MYERS, Fla. -Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. 

The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate. 

Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious. 

The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail. 

The man was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

Drunk History - Featuring Jack Black & Clark Duke

A Benjamin Franklin expert reveals his controversial theory about the discovery of electricity.

This is actually the second episode, but it is my favorite, if you want to see more check out http://www.funnyordie.com/drunkhistory

Movie Mash-Up: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Swing

Watch Indiana Jones as he swings his way out of trouble. There are 27 films/shows in this piece. Can you name them all?

Man hit by truck, then ticketed for jaywalking

BOISE, Idaho -A man who was hit by a truck near the city's downtown was also slapped with a citation. Boise police ticketed Ebrahim Balah, 62, for jaywalking shortly after the accident Wednesday. 

Police said Balah suffered minor injuries and was taken to a local hospital as a precaution. 

Police said he was hit by a passenger truck while trying to cross a busy one-way street. Officials said the section Balah tried crossing is not a designated walkway and pedestrians are not permitted to cross.

Take On Me: The Literal Version

Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do.

Literal musci video:


Original music video:

Music Mash-up: Every Car You Chase

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
The Police - Every Breath You Take

Charge Dropped in Gas-Passing Case

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- A battery charge has been dropped against a West Virginia man who had been accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a South Charleston patrolman. 

The Kanawha County prosecutor's office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz of Clarksburg. Mary Frampton, an assistant to Magistrate Jack Pauley, said Thursday the magistrate signed a motion to dismiss the charge. 

A call to the prosecutor wasn't immediately returned. 

Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges.

According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward Patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken the police station for a breathalyzer test. 

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station. 

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said. 

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment. 

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him. 

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."

Boyce Avenue : Rihanna - Disturbia (acoustic)

Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade: Super Mario Rescues The Princess

Mario finally overcomes his enemy and rescues the woman he has been fighting to save. Too bad the princess is not impressed by what she sees. 

From the mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy and American Dad comes a comedy too big for your T.V. Welcome to Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!

Piggy Bank Theft Results in Prison

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - A man convicted of stealing $20 from a toddler's piggy bank has been sentenced to six years in prison. Four-time convicted burglar Ryan Mueller was convicted Thursday of felony burglary as a repeat offender in a Sheboygan, Wis., court. 

Prosecutors say the 31-year-old Mueller broke into a home in August 2007 and stole money from a 2-year-old girl's piggy bank while she slept. They say the girl's mother walked into the room and caught Mueller in the act. 

Mueller also was sentenced to five years' probation. His is to serve his sentence consecutively to a six-year prison sentence he was handed in June for a separate burglary conviction.

Brule’s Rules For Your Health

It is a combo of some Brule’s Rules and Sit on You.

Music Mash-up: Feel Good Breakin My Back

A mash up with Somebody Told Me by The Killers and Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz.

Woman faces charge after dishwashing dispute

FORT WORTH, Texas -Police say a 20-year-old woman faces an aggravated assault charge after she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about him not doing the dishes. 

The woman was arrested Thursday afternoon at the couple's apartment, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported on its Web site. 

The 21-year-old man told police that he became involved in an argument because the woman was upset that the dishes were not clean. Police Lt. Paul Henderson said the woman told the man to leave the apartment, but he refused. 

Henderson said the woman then tried to physically remove the man. During the ensuing struggle, the woman bit the man's right shoulder and broke a picture frame across his face, causing visible cuts, Henderson said. 

The woman then grabbed an approximately 2-foot sword and swung it at him, but missed, police said. 

The woman was released from a Mansfield jail after posting a $10,000 bond, jail officials said. 

Henderson said the man and woman had lived together for four months.

People React to Clay Aiken Coming Out

Big News - Clay Aiken came out of the closet. We took to the streets to get reactions from the people.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Music Mash-up: Country Basket

A mash up with Basket Case by Green Day and Country Grammar by Nelly.

Police get call over non-floppy rabbit ears

STIRLING, Scotland -Your rabbit's ears aren't floppy? Sorry, that's not an emergency. So said police in Scotland when a woman rang the emergency 999 number to discuss her concerns about her new pet. She said the newspaper ad promised floppy ears, but flop they would not.

Central Scotland Police said Monday they were equally unimpressed by another caller who complained that a passing car had splashed water on him, and by someone else inquiring about the postal code for a town's post office.

"Whilst officers and staff are dealing with these frivolous matters that a member of the public has deemed so serious as to call 999, they are not dealing with genuine emergency calls," said Chief Inspector Alan Stewart.

Jake and Amir: Keep Away

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Jake and Amir: Proverbs

Proverbs from Jake Hurwitz on Vimeo.

Jake and Amir: Drugs. No They’re Not.

Drugs. No They're Not. from Amir on Vimeo.

Jake and Amir: Burp

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Jake and Amir: Ace

Ace from Jake Hurwitz on Vimeo.

Jake and Amir: Beer

Jake and Amir is an online sketch comedy series featuring the lives of the two title characters, Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld, two dope ass playa pimp, co-workers who sit across from each other at the CollegeHumor offices in New York City. Jake's character is the traditional straight man in the comedy duo, with Amir playing the role of the funny man, much of his act being centered around his character's stalker-like obsession with Jake. 

They have made nearly 150 videos at this point and I think they are hilarious so I am going to take time this week to show my top six favorite. 

For more videos check out jakeandamir.com

Beer from Amir on Vimeo.

Music Mash-up: A Little Less Stronger

A mash up with Stronger by Kanye West and A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me by Fall Out Boy.

Mom Accused of Stealing Girl's Identity

GREEN BAY, Wis. - A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman. 

Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother. 

According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed. 

Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house. 

The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said. 

A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl. 

A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week, the complaint said. 

Assistant Principal Dirk Ribbins later learned Brown's daughter was enrolled at Pahrump Valley High School. Ribbins also spoke with Brown's mother, who told him she had custody of the girl. She said Brown has a history of identity theft crimes, the complaint said. 

Brown made her first court appearance Friday by video conference. The judge set bond at $8,000. 

If convicted, she could face up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine. 

There was no attorney listed in Brown's online court records. Her home number could not be found.

Boyce Avenue : Chris Brown - Forever (acoustic)

Wife Kills Husband With Folding Couch

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia - A Russian woman in St. Petersburg killed her drunken husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported Wednesday. 

St. Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall. 

The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying. 

The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband. 

Police refused to comment. 

The St. Petersburg Emergency Services Ministry said a private rescue service removed the man's body. 

Video on the television channel's Web site showed emergency workers sawing away the side panels of a couch to remove a man in his underwear lying headfirst between the cushions. 

Emergency workers said the man died instantly.

Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade: Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted As His Own Attorney

Everyone knows that Bob Marley shot the sheriff and the time has come for the police to finally take action.

From the mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy and American Dad comes a comedy too big for your T.V. Welcome to Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!

Mega64: Parappa The Rapper

Derrick takes the role of the hip-hop-hero and spreads the joy of rapping about everyday life.* 
*not for people on cell phones mega64.com

Woman mistakes skunk for a cat, gets sprayed

MOUNT CARMEL, Pa. -A Pennsylvania woman who thought she was petting a neighbor's cat got a smelly surprise when it turned out to be a skunk. Not only did the skunk spray the woman before dawn Monday, but it ran into her Mount Carmel home. 

Police spent hours at the home before leaving the scene, but there was no immediate word if they were able to remove the animal.

Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina

Another song for the ladies by Jon Lajoie. www.jonlajoie.com

Show Me Your Genitals

A song for the ladies by Jon Lajoie.

Best Buy eyes Apple, Microsoft with Napster purchase

Rumors have been circulating for some time that Napster, which has been losing money for years, had placed itself on the market in the hope of attracting a buyer. Today, electronics retailer Best Buy announced that it would buy Napster for a total of $121 million, a significant premium over the company's value based on either stock price or assets. Napster had hoped to trade on its brand recognition in any sale and it appears to have succeeded: Best Buy put a $54 million value on the name. 

Napster shot to prominence as one of the first P2P music file-sharing services but never seemed to have a strong business plan, a problem exacerbated when lawsuits eventually forced it to get out of the P2P business. The company has tried to stay in the music field, primarily by offering a subscription service both to individual users and to college campuses. Its executives swore that Napster's leftover brand recognition would help it find a following, but the business itself—a subscription-based music service—proved to be both highly competitive and less popular than purchased music. As a result, the company has been hemorrhaging money for years. 

With the record labels coming around to the idea of selling unprotected downloads, Napster saw another option for moving music and opened its own MP3 download store. The à la carte music market is also highly competitive, one that Apple dominates despite its mostly DRMed music and where Amazon brings significant brand recognition to its DRM-free store. Napster's success with the new venture was anything but guaranteed, but it appears that offering the MP3 store may have been key to finding a buyer. 

Best Buy makes its money by moving hardware, and it isn't particular about who makes that hardware. In fact, its home page features a banner ad for the iPhone 3G, made by one of Napster's competitors. DRM-free MP3 files have the advantage of working with any music player out there, and so may have seemed like a good match for Best Buy. 

Still, it appears that, like Napster itself, the retailer is hoping that the name recognition hangover from the P2P days will be worth something. Best Buy actually offers MP3 downloads currently, but the fact has barely registered in the marketplace. A clear indication comes on the company's download web page, which now offers a prominent link to eMusic and the page where Best Buy sells iTunes gift cards.  That could change, however, if the company decides that the Napster brand gives it an opportunity. Best Buy's extensive retail presence and marketing budget would give it an opportunity to push the Napster brand in a way that the formerly-independent company could only dream of and make a run at other players in the online music business. 

In a further reason to be skeptical of the deal, Reuters is reporting that the existing Napster management, which never managed to do much with the company, have all signed on to work with Best Buy. Best Buy's purchase price of $2.65 a share is nearly double Napster's Friday trading price, making the deal a rare bit of good news in today's troubled financial markets.

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Police: Man blames bad driving on spilled beer

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -A man with four previous drunken driving convictions who was stopped for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40 was ready with an excuse for his poor driving: his passenger spilled his beer. 

Not surprisingly, the man was arrested just before midnight Saturday, said state police officer Kurtis Ward, who said he initially thought the driver was joking. 

"He was so matter of fact about it, like it wasn't a big deal," Ward said. 

The 31-year-old man was allegedly too drunk to perform field sobriety tests and was arrested on aggravated drunken driving charges, court records said. 

Ward found four opened bottles of beer in the car, court records showed. 

It was the man's sixth DWI arrest. He had been found guilty of four of five previous drunken driving charges and has paid $1,750 in fines, the DWI Resource Center said.

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Is iTunes' new shuffle 'Genius'?

Along with today's announcement of new iPods, Apple also revved its flagship music player softwareiTunes to Version 8. The update comes with a variety of features, including an additional grid view for displaying your music collection and a new visualizer (does anyone still use visualizers?)

The biggest add for the software, however, are the new "Genius Shuffle" and "Genius Taskbar" features. Both aim to provide more music-discovery options toiTunes 8 users. Select a song in your library, click the Genius option under your Playlists, and iTunes creates a playlist from your library with songs that are similar to your selection.

The Genius Taskbar is less exciting. When activated, it analyzes the music you listen to and finds and recommends songs from the iTunes Store that are related. If you're an impulse shopper, that might be a boon or a bane.

Unfortunately, both the Genius Shuffle and Genius Taskbar are only available with a functioning iTunes account, which likewise requires sharing your active Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, or validated PayPal information with Apple. So where is the Genius love for us poor scrubs without credit cards? No child left behind, indeed!

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A fresh take on the browser

At Google, we have a saying: "launch early and iterate." While this approach is usually limited to our engineers, it apparently applies to our mailroom as well! As you may have read in the blogosphere, we hit "send" a bit early on a comic book introducing our new open source browser, Google Chrome. We will be launching the beta version of Google Chrome tomorrow in more than 100 countries.

So why are we launching Google Chrome? Because we believe we can add value for users and, at the same time, help drive innovation on the web.

All of us at Google spend much of our time working inside a browser. We search, chat, email and collaborate in a browser. And in our spare time, we shop, bank, read news and keep in touch with friends -- all using a browser. Because we spend so much time online, we began seriously thinking about what kind of browser could exist if we started from scratch and built on the best elements out there. We realized that the web had evolved from mainly simple text pages to rich, interactive applications and that we needed to completely rethink the browser. What we really needed was not just a browser, but also a modern platform for web pages and applications, and that's what we set out to build.

On the surface, we designed a browser window that is streamlined and simple. To most people, it isn't the browser that matters. It's only a tool to run the important stuff -- the pages, sites and applications that make up the web. Like the classic Google homepage, Google Chrome is clean and fast. It gets out of your way and gets you where you want to go.

Under the hood, we were able to build the foundation of a browser that runs today's complex web applications much better. By keeping each tab in an isolated "sandbox", we were able to prevent one tab from crashing another and provide improved protection from rogue sites. We improved speed and responsiveness across the board. We also built a more powerful JavaScript engine, V8, to power the next generation of web applications that aren't even possible in today's browsers.

This is just the beginning -- Google Chrome is far from done. We're releasing this beta for Windows to start the broader discussion and hear from you as quickly as possible. We're hard at work building versions for Mac and Linux too, and will continue to make it even faster and more robust.

We owe a great debt to many open source projects, and we're committed to continuing on their path. We've used components from Apple's WebKit and Mozilla's Firefox, among others -- and in that spirit, we are making all of our code open source as well. We hope to collaborate with the entire community to help drive the web forward.

The web gets better with more options and innovation. Google Chrome is another option, and we hope it contributes to making the web even better.

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