(31 July 2009, South Carolina) Two disguised men entered the Sprint store on Sparkleberry Lane, pulled out guns, and stole wallets, purses, and credit cards before ordering the employees into a bathroom. Both men fled, but they could not flee from their own stupidity. 24-year-old James Thomas had disguised himself by spray-painting his own face.
Yes, in order to conceal his identity during the robbery, Thomas covered his skin with paint--a toxic substance with well known inhalation risks. He began having trouble breathing (surprise!) and died wheezing shortly after the robbery took place. Witnesses were certain as to the identity of their assailant; had he lived, he would have been charged with armed robbery.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Pa. Man Snoozes Through House Fire
PITTSBURGH — A suburban Pittsburgh man slept soundly as his home caught on fire and partially collapsed.
It wasn't until firefighters did a walk-through of the home more than two hours later that he woke up.
Ross Township Fire Marshal John Reubi said he was "flabbergasted" that anyone survived the blaze. It broke out around 2:40 a.m. Sunday and was reported by a passer-by.
Firefighters were initially unable to search for victims because part of the roof collapsed. After controlling the fire, firefighters walked through and found the man in a bedroom. Reubi said it appeared the man had no idea what was going on.
Officials said the house had several additions, perhaps shielding the man's room from flames. He was treated for smoke inhalation.
It wasn't until firefighters did a walk-through of the home more than two hours later that he woke up.
Ross Township Fire Marshal John Reubi said he was "flabbergasted" that anyone survived the blaze. It broke out around 2:40 a.m. Sunday and was reported by a passer-by.
Firefighters were initially unable to search for victims because part of the roof collapsed. After controlling the fire, firefighters walked through and found the man in a bedroom. Reubi said it appeared the man had no idea what was going on.
Officials said the house had several additions, perhaps shielding the man's room from flames. He was treated for smoke inhalation.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Episode 7
Zach sits down with the host of the Tonight Show, Conan O'Brien, and his announcer, Andy Richter.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
2009 Darwin Award Nominee: She Talks Faster Than She Walks
(30 May 2009, Louisiana) Back seat drivers beware! Annoyed at how slowly her boyfriend was driving, Tamera B, 22, encouraged him to pick up the pace so she could get to work on time. Joking that it would be faster to walk to work, she opened the door of the pickup and stuck her foot out before falling to her death. Deputies of the jurisdictional Sheriff's Office stated that the truck was traveling at highway speed on I-12 at the time of the incident.
Her death was ruled accidental.
Her death was ruled accidental.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Mega64: Dig Dug (2004)
This classic skit from the Mega64 archives shows once and for all how Dig Dug's powerful musical score can move the world. Or make it not move at all.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
PRANK WARZ!! Mega64 Vs. Rooster Teeth
Rooster Teeth (the guys behind Red Vs. Blue) decided to take Mega64 on in an all-out prank war. Can the gaming industry survive such a massive-scale battle?
Monday, November 16, 2009
Police: Breathalyzer-costumed man cited for DUI
OXFORD, Ohio -An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk.
Police said Miller blew 0.158 percent on a Breathalyzer test. The legal limit for driving is a blood-alcohol level of .08.
Miller was cited on charges including operating a vehicle while intoxicated, underage possession of alcohol, having an open container and a fake ID, and a one-way street violation.
Miller had no comment when reached at home Wednesday.
Police said Miller blew 0.158 percent on a Breathalyzer test. The legal limit for driving is a blood-alcohol level of .08.
Miller was cited on charges including operating a vehicle while intoxicated, underage possession of alcohol, having an open container and a fake ID, and a one-way street violation.
Miller had no comment when reached at home Wednesday.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Halloween Math
This amazing professor ACTUALLY made Math fun somehow. I know, I didn't believe it at first either.
Monday, November 9, 2009
2009 Darwin Award Nominee: Double Dipping
(3 June 2009, North Carolina) Greensboro was innundated with four inches of pouring rain in two hours leading to standing water, and stranding cars on several roads. Rosanne Tippett, 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store where she possibly had a beer, according to her mother, before deciding to blunder home through the storm. She phoned home to share her intentions, saying, "My moped has two rubber wheels, Mom, I'll be fine."
North Carolina does not require a license to own a moped. Ms. Tippett had acquired hers two years previously after a DUI conviction.
The Highway Patrol had blocked off several roads that were inundated with water, including Ms. Tippett's path home. But Ms. Tippett rode right past the officer and the barriers, lost control of her vehicle, and fell into the swollen creek below. The officer retrieved rope from his vehicle and proceeded to haul her from the water.
He then interviewed Ms. Tippett, probably inquiring about her motivation for speeding through a roadblock during a flash flood. The officer began to suspect that she had been drinking. When he briefly returned to his patrol car, Ms. Tippett took the opportunity to confirm his suspicions. She escaped--by jumping back into the creek!
The Highway Patrol officer attempted to rescue her again, but alas, it was too late. The victim's mother speculated that her daughter's motivation for jumping into a flooded creek was to rescue her drowning moped. "She loved that thing."
North Carolina does not require a license to own a moped. Ms. Tippett had acquired hers two years previously after a DUI conviction.
The Highway Patrol had blocked off several roads that were inundated with water, including Ms. Tippett's path home. But Ms. Tippett rode right past the officer and the barriers, lost control of her vehicle, and fell into the swollen creek below. The officer retrieved rope from his vehicle and proceeded to haul her from the water.
He then interviewed Ms. Tippett, probably inquiring about her motivation for speeding through a roadblock during a flash flood. The officer began to suspect that she had been drinking. When he briefly returned to his patrol car, Ms. Tippett took the opportunity to confirm his suspicions. She escaped--by jumping back into the creek!
The Highway Patrol officer attempted to rescue her again, but alas, it was too late. The victim's mother speculated that her daughter's motivation for jumping into a flooded creek was to rescue her drowning moped. "She loved that thing."
Friday, November 6, 2009
The Onion: Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's already obvious homosexuality.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
The Onion: Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Dad, 83, accused of opening fire on drumming son
SAN ANTONIO -San Antonio police are investigating the wounding of a man after his elderly father allegedly opened fire when the victim refused to stop drumming. Police said the son, in his 50s, suffered a non-life threatening head wound early Friday while at the home the men share. Police said his 83-year-old father was detained on an aggravated assault charge.
Police said the son, who was grazed in the head, ran down the block to call for help.
San Antonio police did not immediately provide further details Friday to The Associated Press.
Police said the son, who was grazed in the head, ran down the block to call for help.
San Antonio police did not immediately provide further details Friday to The Associated Press.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
DirecTV Hires More Dead Celebrity Spokesmen
After testing the boundaries with their Chris Farley spot, DirecTV wrangles more famous people from beyond the grave to be in commercials.
Note: I dont't really have a problem with the Farley commercial, but it did get me thinking if he died today, would they still be airing the commercial or would the pull it? Or if he died 2 months ago would the even make it? I still see Billy Mays on TV so I guess it's no big deal.
Note: I dont't really have a problem with the Farley commercial, but it did get me thinking if he died today, would they still be airing the commercial or would the pull it? Or if he died 2 months ago would the even make it? I still see Billy Mays on TV so I guess it's no big deal.
Anything Can Happen On Halloween
If you didn't understand that last Mega64 video it was a recreation of this scene from the movie The Worst Witch. Mega64 didn't even bother to parody the scene they just tried to remake it shot for shot because it was already so ridiculous.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Woman Finds Cop Passed Out in Her Bed
ARLINGTON, Va. - Arlington police say a U.S. Capitol Police officer was arrested when a woman came home to find the stranger passed out drunk in her bed.
Police said the 34-year-old man was still sleeping when officers arrived at 1 a.m. Sunday. Spokeswoman Crystal Nosal said the officer was charged with unlawful entry.
Police don't know why the officer, who lives in Reston, picked the woman's apartment to sleep, but investigators believe he came in through the front door.
Capitol Police spokeswoman Kimberly Schneider said the officer is on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of the criminal charges. Schneider said the agency will also conduct an investigation.
Police said the 34-year-old man was still sleeping when officers arrived at 1 a.m. Sunday. Spokeswoman Crystal Nosal said the officer was charged with unlawful entry.
Police don't know why the officer, who lives in Reston, picked the woman's apartment to sleep, but investigators believe he came in through the front door.
Capitol Police spokeswoman Kimberly Schneider said the officer is on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of the criminal charges. Schneider said the agency will also conduct an investigation.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Fighting Nude Like Viggo
One man wants to fight nude like Viggo. Download the song for free at rosspatterson.com.
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
Cops: Mass. couple beat man at KFC over slow order
NORWELL, Mass. -Authorities say a couple, upset over the slowness of their Kentucky Fried Chicken order, assaulted a man who asked them to stop yelling profanities for the sake of children in line. The couple was arrested Thursday after witnesses told police the couple beat the man as he was leaving the restaurant.
Police say 31-year-old Jared Garfagna of Marshfield punched the man in the head, and then Garfagna's girlfriend, 24-year-old Sara Mohn, kicked the man. The victim had cuts on his eyelid and wrists.
Mohn has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Garfagna has been ordered to appear in court on assault and battery charges. It's unclear whether either has hired an attorney.
Police say 31-year-old Jared Garfagna of Marshfield punched the man in the head, and then Garfagna's girlfriend, 24-year-old Sara Mohn, kicked the man. The victim had cuts on his eyelid and wrists.
Mohn has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Garfagna has been ordered to appear in court on assault and battery charges. It's unclear whether either has hired an attorney.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Boy Fakes Kidnapping to Hide Bad Grades
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. - An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades.
Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School.
The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him.
The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.
He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize.
Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.
Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time.
Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School.
The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him.
The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.
He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize.
Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.
Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
WTF COLLECTIVE (Jon Lajoie)
Step aside Wu-Tang, G-Unit, NWA, D-12... There are some new kids on this block.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Button
Andy presents Mark with a box...and gives him a choice
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Man accused of sword attack after finding soda can
BRYAN, Texas -A man who was apparently was upset after finding a soda can in his room allegedly used a sword to cut two of his roommates. Michael Angel Zamago was jailed on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon related to family violence. Bail was $25,000.
A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.
One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.
A jailer who declined to provide his name said there was no record of an attorney for Zamago.
A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.
One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.
A jailer who declined to provide his name said there was no record of an attorney for Zamago.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Man Dies Teaching Gun Safety
Learning proper gun safety can be a matter of life and death. That holds true for those who give the lessons, as well as for the students they teach.
On Friday, an Imperial, Mo., man insisted on instructing his girlfriend as to the safe way to handle firearms before the two were to travel to a local shooting range, St. Louis television affiliate KDSK reported. What followed was anything but a textbook gun safety class.
According to KDSK, witnesses said James Looney, 40, arrayed several firearms before his pupil, then demonstrated various safety features by pointing two guns to his own head and pulling the triggers.
When Looney attempted a similar demonstration with a third gun, it went off, fatally wounding him, KDSK said.
Sheriff's deputies believe that alcohol was involved, KDSK reported.
On Friday, an Imperial, Mo., man insisted on instructing his girlfriend as to the safe way to handle firearms before the two were to travel to a local shooting range, St. Louis television affiliate KDSK reported. What followed was anything but a textbook gun safety class.
According to KDSK, witnesses said James Looney, 40, arrayed several firearms before his pupil, then demonstrated various safety features by pointing two guns to his own head and pulling the triggers.
When Looney attempted a similar demonstration with a third gun, it went off, fatally wounding him, KDSK said.
Sheriff's deputies believe that alcohol was involved, KDSK reported.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Asshole
Vincent Allen goes to the doctor and finds out he's an asshole.
Official Selection 2009 Sundance Film Festival
Official Selection 2009 Sundance Film Festival
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Teacher Accused of Selling Grades
TRENTON, N.J. -- A New Jersey social studies teacher has been charged with accepting cash from students looking to improve their grades.
Thirty-year-old Megan Laboy is accused of collecting more than $1,400 from Colts Neck High School students during the 2008-09 school year.
Police say the Howell resident told students she'd give them extra credit and the money was for charity. But they say she kept the money for herself.
She's charged with third-degree theft by deception. She was released on her own recognizance Monday.
She began working for the district in 2001. But district officials say she's no longer employed.
She's refused to comment to The Associated Press.
Thirty-year-old Megan Laboy is accused of collecting more than $1,400 from Colts Neck High School students during the 2008-09 school year.
Police say the Howell resident told students she'd give them extra credit and the money was for charity. But they say she kept the money for herself.
She's charged with third-degree theft by deception. She was released on her own recognizance Monday.
She began working for the district in 2001. But district officials say she's no longer employed.
She's refused to comment to The Associated Press.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Man allegedly calls 911 twice to say he's hungry
DELRAY BEACH, Fla. -Authorities said a man was arrested after calling 911 twice for a ride and saying he was hungry. Police reports said Benjamin Dewer, 26, was charged early Wednesday with making false calls to 911. The report said Dewer was apparently drunk when police found him sitting on a sidewalk. He asked police for a ride to a park and told them he was hungry.
When police refused, Dewer walked away and called 911 a second time for a ride.
Dewer was being held behind bars at the Palm Beach County Jail on a $1,000 bond.
When police refused, Dewer walked away and called 911 a second time for a ride.
Dewer was being held behind bars at the Palm Beach County Jail on a $1,000 bond.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Woman allegedly shoves friend from moving car
FAIRBANKS, Alaska -Police arrested a North Pole woman accused of shoving her friend out of a moving vehicle. According to a criminal complaint, 34-year-old Christina Louisa Martin and her friend had been drinking at a bar Tuesday night. When they returned to the car, Martin's dog was gone. The complaint said Martin was so upset at her friend about the missing dog that she shoved her when they started traveling again.
Fairbanks police Lt. Matt Soden said the woman required two stitches to her head, but was otherwise uninjured. He said the car wasn't going fast.
Martin was charged with assault, driving under the influence, refusal to submit to a chemical test and leaving the scene of an accident.
Fairbanks police Lt. Matt Soden said the woman required two stitches to her head, but was otherwise uninjured. He said the car wasn't going fast.
Martin was charged with assault, driving under the influence, refusal to submit to a chemical test and leaving the scene of an accident.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Man Allegedly Stole Date's Car
FERNDALE, Mich. -- Police say a first date went from bad to worse when a Detroit man skipped out on the restaurant bill, then stole his date's car.
Terrance Dejuan McCoy, 23, was ordered Thursday to stand trial in Oakland County Circuit Court on a charge of unlawfully driving away the woman's car, a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
Police say McCoy had dinner with a 27-year-old woman April 24 at Buffalo Wild Wings in Ferndale, Mich.
The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak reported the woman told police McCoy said he left his wallet in her car and asked for her keys. He then sped away in the 2000 Chevrolet Impala.
Police identified McCoy using a photo he earlier sent to the woman's cell phone, as well as his phone number.
Terrance Dejuan McCoy, 23, was ordered Thursday to stand trial in Oakland County Circuit Court on a charge of unlawfully driving away the woman's car, a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
Police say McCoy had dinner with a 27-year-old woman April 24 at Buffalo Wild Wings in Ferndale, Mich.
The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak reported the woman told police McCoy said he left his wallet in her car and asked for her keys. He then sped away in the 2000 Chevrolet Impala.
Police identified McCoy using a photo he earlier sent to the woman's cell phone, as well as his phone number.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
HOSTAGE: A Love Story with Zachary Quinto
A hostage and a hostage-taker get dangerously close to one another.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Mom allegedly beats daughter's school bus driver
RICHWOOD, La. -Police booked a woman with beating her daughter's school bus driver. The 29-year-old woman faces charges of battery of a schoolteacher and simple battery of the infirm.
According to an arrest affidavit, a Ouachita Parish School bus driver said the woman showed up at her house Tuesday evening and struck her in the mouth, causing bleeding, because she thought the bus driver was mean to her daughter.
When a 60-year-old woman tried to intervene, the suspect allegedly pushed her down, causing her head to strike against the floor.
According to an arrest affidavit, a Ouachita Parish School bus driver said the woman showed up at her house Tuesday evening and struck her in the mouth, causing bleeding, because she thought the bus driver was mean to her daughter.
When a 60-year-old woman tried to intervene, the suspect allegedly pushed her down, causing her head to strike against the floor.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
KATGtv 23: Chemda in Chell
Chemda laughs at an MS joke and joins the likes of Adolf Hitler and Jack the Ripper.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Man Says Cat to Blame for Child Porn
JENSEN BEACH, Fla. -- Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.
Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Two Minutes 33 Seconds with Ken Jeong
The spanish teacher at Greendale Community College wants to say Hola!
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Saturday, August 29, 2009
Big Buck Bunny
Big Buck Bunny is a computer animated short film created by the Blender Institute using free software. The film tells the story of “a giant rabbit with a heart bigger than himself. When one sunny day three rodents rudely harass him, something snaps… and the rabbit ain’t no bunny anymore! In the typical cartoon tradition he prepares the nasty rodents a comical revenge.” Watch the short embedded after the jump.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Woman, 75, drives 2 miles on bridge the wrong way
TARRYTOWN, N.Y. -Police said a 75-year-old woman drove the wrong way on New York's Tappan Zee Bridge. State police in Tarrytown said the woman entered the highway from the Exit 9 off-ramp Sunday morning and drove north in the southbound lanes of the bridge. She drove about two miles before she was stopped.
She told police she knew she had been driving the wrong way but kept going because she thought there would be a place to make a U-turn.
She was given tickets for improperly entering a highway, driving in the wrong direction and reckless driving.
Eight people died on July 26 when Diane Schuler drove a van carrying her three nieces and her own two children the wrong way on the Taconic State Parkway. She crashed head-on into an SUV.
She told police she knew she had been driving the wrong way but kept going because she thought there would be a place to make a U-turn.
She was given tickets for improperly entering a highway, driving in the wrong direction and reckless driving.
Eight people died on July 26 when Diane Schuler drove a van carrying her three nieces and her own two children the wrong way on the Taconic State Parkway. She crashed head-on into an SUV.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Mystery Team Adventures: The Case of the Haunted Hotel
An all-new original short film featuring the characters from DERRICK Comedy's first feature film, "MYSTERY TEAM."
"MYSTERY TEAM" is coming to theaters in select cities starting August 28th, 2009, expanding nationwide in October 2009.
"MYSTERY TEAM" is coming to theaters in select cities starting August 28th, 2009, expanding nationwide in October 2009.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Paul - Games!
The following video contains actual games played by the cast of Paul during the all-night shoots. Warning: Do not attempt to play these games yourself unless you are fully familiar with the respective rules. Failure to comply could result in injury.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Saudi Family Sues Genie for Harassment
A family in Saudi Arabia has taken a genie to court, alleging theft and harassment, according to local media.
The lawsuit filed in Shariah court accuses the genie of leaving them threatening voicemails, stealing their cell phones and hurling rocks at them when they leave their house at night, said Al-Watan newspaper.
An investigation was under way, local court officials said.
"We have to verify the truthfulness of this case despite the difficulty of doing so," Sheikh Amr Al Salmi, the head of the court, told Al-Watan. "What makes this case and complaint more interesting is that it wasn't filed by just one person. Every member of the family is part of this case."
The family, which has lived in the same house near the holy city of Medina for 15 years, said it became aware of the spirit in the past two years.
"We began hearing strange noises," the head of the family, who requested anonymity, told Al-Watan. "In the beginning, we didn't take it seriously, but after that, stranger things started happening and the children got really scared when the genie began throwing stones."
A local charity has moved the family to a temporary residence while a court investigates, the newspaper said.
In Islamic cultures, a belief in genies, or jinns, is common.
Genies not only appear in pre-Islamic fiction such as "Arabian Nights," but are also mentioned in the Quran.
Many Saudis believe invisible genies live among them and are capable of demonic possession and revenge.
The lawsuit filed in Shariah court accuses the genie of leaving them threatening voicemails, stealing their cell phones and hurling rocks at them when they leave their house at night, said Al-Watan newspaper.
An investigation was under way, local court officials said.
"We have to verify the truthfulness of this case despite the difficulty of doing so," Sheikh Amr Al Salmi, the head of the court, told Al-Watan. "What makes this case and complaint more interesting is that it wasn't filed by just one person. Every member of the family is part of this case."
The family, which has lived in the same house near the holy city of Medina for 15 years, said it became aware of the spirit in the past two years.
"We began hearing strange noises," the head of the family, who requested anonymity, told Al-Watan. "In the beginning, we didn't take it seriously, but after that, stranger things started happening and the children got really scared when the genie began throwing stones."
A local charity has moved the family to a temporary residence while a court investigates, the newspaper said.
In Islamic cultures, a belief in genies, or jinns, is common.
Genies not only appear in pre-Islamic fiction such as "Arabian Nights," but are also mentioned in the Quran.
Many Saudis believe invisible genies live among them and are capable of demonic possession and revenge.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Grandchildren left in car while Fla. woman gambled
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. -A Florida woman has been sentenced to 14 months of house arrest for leaving two grandchildren alone in a parked car while she went to play the slots.
A Broward County judge also gave the 54-year-old woman three years' probation Monday.
Authorities say the woman left the children in a car parked outside a Hallandale Beach casino in August 2008. The windows were down, but the air-conditioning was off.
A witness saw the 2-year-old girl and 14-year-old boy in the car and told the casino's security.
The prosecutor tells the South Florida Sun Sentinel that the woman had pleaded guilty to charges including felony child abuse and misdemeanor contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
A Broward County judge also gave the 54-year-old woman three years' probation Monday.
Authorities say the woman left the children in a car parked outside a Hallandale Beach casino in August 2008. The windows were down, but the air-conditioning was off.
A witness saw the 2-year-old girl and 14-year-old boy in the car and told the casino's security.
The prosecutor tells the South Florida Sun Sentinel that the woman had pleaded guilty to charges including felony child abuse and misdemeanor contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Robbery Suspect Returns to Say Sorry
RAHWAY, N.J. - Police in central New Jersey said they arrested a man for burglary after he returned to the victim's house in Rahway to apologize.
Police arrested 35-year-old Craig Fletcher of Elizabeth on Wednesday shortly after the homeowner told them a man had just rung his doorbell, apologized for the break-in and ran off on foot.
The homeowner said he interrupted the June 29 burglary. He chased the burglar, who had stuffed three laptops and an Xbox game console into a backpack. The intruder threw the bag down and got away.
Fletcher was also charged with a second burglary in the same neighborhood.
He was taken to the Union County Jail in lieu of $60,000 bail. Police did not know if he had retained a lawyer.
Police arrested 35-year-old Craig Fletcher of Elizabeth on Wednesday shortly after the homeowner told them a man had just rung his doorbell, apologized for the break-in and ran off on foot.
The homeowner said he interrupted the June 29 burglary. He chased the burglar, who had stuffed three laptops and an Xbox game console into a backpack. The intruder threw the bag down and got away.
Fletcher was also charged with a second burglary in the same neighborhood.
He was taken to the Union County Jail in lieu of $60,000 bail. Police did not know if he had retained a lawyer.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Prank leads Fla. couple to trash hotel room
ORLANDO, Fla. -Authorities say a prankster persuaded a married couple to smash their Florida hotel window after falsely telling them the room had a gas leak. Police say a person claiming to be a front-desk clerk at an Orlando hotel convinced the couple to break a wall mirror and use a lamp to punch a hole through the wall. The couple also threw a mattress out the window, but a hotel manager came to the room before they could jump.
The manager told the couple there was no gas leak. The manager also said employees had received a memo from the hotel's corporate office warning that dangerous pranks were being pulled at hotels in other states.
The prank cost about $5,000 in damages. Police say the couple were not arrested Monday because they thought it was an emergency. The hotel has not asked them to pay.
The manager told the couple there was no gas leak. The manager also said employees had received a memo from the hotel's corporate office warning that dangerous pranks were being pulled at hotels in other states.
The prank cost about $5,000 in damages. Police say the couple were not arrested Monday because they thought it was an emergency. The hotel has not asked them to pay.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Raaaaaaaandy - Part 3
Part three of a documentary series profiling Randy (Aziz Ansari), a rising standup comic featured in the new film Funny People. Spend more time with Randy at www.laughyourdickoff.com
Friday, August 7, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Woman jailed after man complains about her cooking
NAPLES, Fla. -A southwest Florida woman was arrested after deputies said she assaulted her 71-year-old common-law husband after he complained about her cooking. A Lee County Sheriff's Office arrest report shows 66-year-old Meredith Hart Mulcahy was charged with battery on an elderly person Tuesday night.
Deputies said the man got into an argument with her about undercooked potatoes and burnt bread. He went to the bedroom and began eating, and authorities said the woman then threw a phone at him.
Deputies said Mulcahy became belligerent in the back seat of the patrol car and told them that she "burned the bread she was cooking because she was so intoxicated." She was in the Lee County Jail on Wednesday pending a $1,500 bond.
Deputies said the man got into an argument with her about undercooked potatoes and burnt bread. He went to the bedroom and began eating, and authorities said the woman then threw a phone at him.
Deputies said Mulcahy became belligerent in the back seat of the patrol car and told them that she "burned the bread she was cooking because she was so intoxicated." She was in the Lee County Jail on Wednesday pending a $1,500 bond.
Monday, August 3, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
Woman Allegedly Pranks Grandmother
CAMBRIDGE, Minn. -- A 21-year-old woman faces felony charges after allegedly prank-calling her 69-year-old grandmother 45 times in one day, threatening to kill her. The woman faces five felony counts including harassment. A criminal complaint said she told police she was "bored" and "wanted to have some fun."
The woman and a 20-year-old friend, also facing charges, allegedly called the older woman on Feb. 5 and said "I'm gonna kill you," "You're going to die" and "I'm watching you."
Police officers answered some calls for the grandmother and heard a female caller make threats.
The criminal complaint said the suspect told investigators she wanted to scare her grandmother but didn't want her dead. She said she knew it was wrong but not illegal.
The woman and a 20-year-old friend, also facing charges, allegedly called the older woman on Feb. 5 and said "I'm gonna kill you," "You're going to die" and "I'm watching you."
Police officers answered some calls for the grandmother and heard a female caller make threats.
The criminal complaint said the suspect told investigators she wanted to scare her grandmother but didn't want her dead. She said she knew it was wrong but not illegal.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Lyrics: Drunk Story (Parody of Taylor Swift - Love Story)
We were both drunk when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the black out starts
You’re lying there
In the bathroom, puke in your hair
Take the shots
At the party, the beer bongs
Screwing up words to your favorite songs
You’re gonna spew, there’s nothing you can do
You run outside, puking up fruity pebbles
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
I was laughing on the back porch
Thinking it’s time to go, and I said
It’s too loud here let’s go somewhere all alone
I’ve been waiting, now let’s have some real fun
You’ll S my D then you can get undressed
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
We sneak up to the bedroom to do it
We keep quite cause someone’s taking a huge shit
We plug our nose
And fool around for a little while
You were getting tired, but I was still horny
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
But they are so easy
I was begging you please wake up, and I said
It was too loud I took you somewhere all alone
Now I’m waiting, all that left to do is cum
Don’t be afraid I’ll clean up the mess
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
Jesus help me, I’m just trying to cop a feel
I know she wants it, what’s the deal?
Don’t be afraid, I won’t rip your new dress
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
Oh oh oh
I started getting sober
Wondering if your mind was ever turning around
My faith in you was over
When I saw you hit the ground, and I said
I’m sorry I have to leave you here all alone
I kept waiting, trying to get some
Maybe some head, after you had a drink
Then she knelt to the ground and pulled out my D
She said, fine I’ll do it
Just don’t leave me here alone
I’m new here and you’re the only one I know
I talked to some guys and you were the best
It’s a drunk story she finally said yes
Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh
Cause we were both drunk when I first saw you…
I close my eyes
And the black out starts
You’re lying there
In the bathroom, puke in your hair
Take the shots
At the party, the beer bongs
Screwing up words to your favorite songs
You’re gonna spew, there’s nothing you can do
You run outside, puking up fruity pebbles
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
I was laughing on the back porch
Thinking it’s time to go, and I said
It’s too loud here let’s go somewhere all alone
I’ve been waiting, now let’s have some real fun
You’ll S my D then you can get undressed
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
We sneak up to the bedroom to do it
We keep quite cause someone’s taking a huge shit
We plug our nose
And fool around for a little while
You were getting tired, but I was still horny
My daddy said stay away from drunk girls
But they are so easy
I was begging you please wake up, and I said
It was too loud I took you somewhere all alone
Now I’m waiting, all that left to do is cum
Don’t be afraid I’ll clean up the mess
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
Jesus help me, I’m just trying to cop a feel
I know she wants it, what’s the deal?
Don’t be afraid, I won’t rip your new dress
It’s a drunk story baby just say yes
Oh oh oh
I started getting sober
Wondering if your mind was ever turning around
My faith in you was over
When I saw you hit the ground, and I said
I’m sorry I have to leave you here all alone
I kept waiting, trying to get some
Maybe some head, after you had a drink
Then she knelt to the ground and pulled out my D
She said, fine I’ll do it
Just don’t leave me here alone
I’m new here and you’re the only one I know
I talked to some guys and you were the best
It’s a drunk story she finally said yes
Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh
Cause we were both drunk when I first saw you…
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Woman calls 911, then allegedly keys police car
SYRACUSE, N.Y. -Police in Syracuse said a woman who was annoyed that a police car was blocking her own car first called 911 and then vandalized the squad car. Police said the woman called 911 Saturday to report the "emergency" — that a patrol car was blocking her car. They said she then keyed the patrol car because they didn't move it quickly enough.
Officers were in the area to investigate a harassment complaint. They said the woman approached them and insisted they move their cruiser. They told her to wait.
Police said the woman approached them again and demanded they move the car, using profanity.
Witnesses said she then used her keys to vandalize the car.
Police found gouges on the car and the woman was charged with criminal mischief.
Officers were in the area to investigate a harassment complaint. They said the woman approached them and insisted they move their cruiser. They told her to wait.
Police said the woman approached them again and demanded they move the car, using profanity.
Witnesses said she then used her keys to vandalize the car.
Police found gouges on the car and the woman was charged with criminal mischief.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Ctrl Trailer
The office nerd (Tony Hale, Arrested Development) discovers his damaged keyboard controls his boss -- can it win his dream girl?
Watch full episodes at: http://www.nbc.com/ctrl/video/episodes/
Watch full episodes at: http://www.nbc.com/ctrl/video/episodes/
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Man Trapped in Bar Bathroom Overnight
SALEM, Mass. -- A customer at a Salem, Mass., bar spent the night trapped in a bathroom but told police in the morning he was "comfortable" and even offered to pay his tab.
Laura Walton, the manager of Gulu-Gulu Cafe, says staff arrived at about 8 a.m. Saturday and heard noises coming from the bathroom area. She tells The Salem News they called police because they thought someone was breaking in.
The 26-year-old man told police he got locked in the bathroom when the bar closed at 1 a.m. Saturday but spent a "comfortable" night there. Walton said the man was apologetic, offered to pay his tab and quickly left.
Police did not release the man's name. They recommended that bar staff check the bathrooms before locking up in the future.
Laura Walton, the manager of Gulu-Gulu Cafe, says staff arrived at about 8 a.m. Saturday and heard noises coming from the bathroom area. She tells The Salem News they called police because they thought someone was breaking in.
The 26-year-old man told police he got locked in the bathroom when the bar closed at 1 a.m. Saturday but spent a "comfortable" night there. Walton said the man was apologetic, offered to pay his tab and quickly left.
Police did not release the man's name. They recommended that bar staff check the bathrooms before locking up in the future.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Back On Topps #201: Rejuvenated!
Our favorite sports/comedy series is back with Season 2. Watch new episodes every Tuesday, and catch up on Season 1, at:
http://www.MyDamnChannel.com/BackOnTopps
http://www.MyDamnChannel.com/BackOnTopps
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Oahu firefighters cause blaze at own fire station
HONOLULU -Oahu firefighters have been issued a reminder to be sure to turn off cooking equipment when responding to emergencies. The advice comes in the wake of a May 22 blaze at the Waipahu fire station that caused about $25,000 damage. Honolulu Fire Department spokesman Capt. Terry Seelig said food was inadvertently left cooking on a stove when the firefighters responded to an emergency call involving a traffic accident.
He said after finishing the call, the firefighters responded to a call at their own station house.
Seelig said like everyone else, firefighters need to be careful and attentive when cooking.
According to Seelig, the fire caused smoke and heat damage, primarily to kitchen areas that had been scheduled for renovation. He said the damage has been repaired.
He said after finishing the call, the firefighters responded to a call at their own station house.
Seelig said like everyone else, firefighters need to be careful and attentive when cooking.
According to Seelig, the fire caused smoke and heat damage, primarily to kitchen areas that had been scheduled for renovation. He said the damage has been repaired.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Bruno on Consistency
Since the new Bruno movie came out today I wanted to celebrate by posting some classic clips of the Bruno character from Da Ali G Show.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Nevada students find naked man tied to a rock
ZEPHYR COVE, Nev. -A 53-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of being naked near a high school on Lake Tahoe's east shore. The naked man was arrested Monday after three Whittell High School students reported spotting him tied to a rock and lying face down behind the school. When the students asked if he needed to be untied, the man answered no.
Douglas County sheriff's deputies said the man told them he was watching some buzzards flying overhead at the time.
The man, who said he was a freelance writer, was arrested on a charge of loitering on school grounds. He's scheduled to appear Monday in Tahoe Township Justice Court.
Douglas County sheriff's deputies said the man told them he was watching some buzzards flying overhead at the time.
The man, who said he was a freelance writer, was arrested on a charge of loitering on school grounds. He's scheduled to appear Monday in Tahoe Township Justice Court.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Todd Glass goes CRAZY over THIN PIG CD release
In anticipation for his Comedy Central Digital CD, "THIN PIG", Todd Glass pays his online PR company a a visit. THIN PIG IS NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES & AMAZON.COM!!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Mom Allegedly Duct-Taped Man
ADELANTO, Calif. -- Authorities arrested a woman for allegedly trying to kidnap her daughter's boyfriend and haul him away to Northern California.
A sheriff's spokeswoman said Tuesday that two women went to the young man's home on Saturday afternoon and tried to tie him up with duct tape.
The victim told authorities the women said they were taking him to get him away from one of the women's 21-year-old daughter. Authorities said both women were arrested on suspicion of attempted kidnapping.
Officials said the girlfriend was later arrested for investigation of dissuading a witness and extortion for allegedly trying to get her boyfriend to recant his statements on the kidnapping to authorities.
A sheriff's spokeswoman said Tuesday that two women went to the young man's home on Saturday afternoon and tried to tie him up with duct tape.
The victim told authorities the women said they were taking him to get him away from one of the women's 21-year-old daughter. Authorities said both women were arrested on suspicion of attempted kidnapping.
Officials said the girlfriend was later arrested for investigation of dissuading a witness and extortion for allegedly trying to get her boyfriend to recant his statements on the kidnapping to authorities.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Robbery Suspects' Car Runs Out of Gas
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - Authorities say they've arrested two suspected bank robbers after their getaway vehicle ran out of gas.
Daytona Beach police say 38-year-old Randall Fredric Walker went into the Riverside National Bank Tuesday afternoon and demanded money from a teller. After leaving the bank with the money, authorities say Walker jumped into a Jeep Cherokee driven by 35-year-old Jason Warren Dietrich. The two didn't get far before the vehicle ran out of gas.
The men got out of the sport utility vehicle and left the area separately. But police found the abandoned SUV and traced it back to Dietrich, the registered owner.
Both men face bank robbery charges. They were being held on $50,000 bail.
Daytona Beach police say 38-year-old Randall Fredric Walker went into the Riverside National Bank Tuesday afternoon and demanded money from a teller. After leaving the bank with the money, authorities say Walker jumped into a Jeep Cherokee driven by 35-year-old Jason Warren Dietrich. The two didn't get far before the vehicle ran out of gas.
The men got out of the sport utility vehicle and left the area separately. But police found the abandoned SUV and traced it back to Dietrich, the registered owner.
Both men face bank robbery charges. They were being held on $50,000 bail.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Donald Duck - Der Fuehrer's Face
A 1943 Anti-nazi propaganda film made by Walt Disney.
I cannot believe this exists.
I cannot believe this exists.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Bakery Allegedly Discarded Severed Arm
MADRID -- A Spanish trade union is suing a bakery that allegedly threw the severed arm of an employee into a bin after it was amputated in an accident with a kneading machine.
The Workers Commissions said in a statement Wednesday that Bolivian immigrant Franns Rilles lost his left arm in May 28 at the Rovira bakery in the eastern Valencia region.
The union said that while Rilles was being taken to a hospital someone tossed his arm into the garbage. It says the bakery then cleaned the machinery and continued production.
Police found the arm the next day, the union said, but doctors were unable to reattach it.
The union said Rilles had worked illegally at the factory for two years, earning $32 a day, and had not been properly trained on the kneading machinery.
The Workers Commissions said in a statement Wednesday that Bolivian immigrant Franns Rilles lost his left arm in May 28 at the Rovira bakery in the eastern Valencia region.
The union said that while Rilles was being taken to a hospital someone tossed his arm into the garbage. It says the bakery then cleaned the machinery and continued production.
Police found the arm the next day, the union said, but doctors were unable to reattach it.
The union said Rilles had worked illegally at the factory for two years, earning $32 a day, and had not been properly trained on the kneading machinery.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Blanket! (Snuggie parody)
We've all heard of the "Snuggie", but now there is a new product called "Blanket"! It's a "Snuggie" without holes! Keeps the whole body warm, all at once!
Monday, June 22, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
'Extremely Bored' runaway juror faces jail time
HILLSBORO, Ore. - A man who left jury duty after lunch because he was "extremely bored" will be back at the courthouse Tuesday to be arraigned on a charge of contempt of court. A police report said officers found the 25-year-old man near his home earlier this month and asked why he skipped out. He said he was bored, and "just couldn't take it" anymore.
Washington County Judge Gayle Nachtigal issued a warrant for his arrest.
Though she wouldn't discuss the specific case, the judge said the maximum penalty for missing jury duty is six months in jail. Penalties, however, are generally waived if the person agrees to perform their civic duty.
Washington County Judge Gayle Nachtigal issued a warrant for his arrest.
Though she wouldn't discuss the specific case, the judge said the maximum penalty for missing jury duty is six months in jail. Penalties, however, are generally waived if the person agrees to perform their civic duty.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Police: Pittsburgh student used snake as jump rope
PITTSBURGH - Pittsburgh police say a high school student is facing charges for using a biology class snake as a jump rope.
Police say the incident happened Monday at Taylor Allderdice (ahl-DER'-dys) High School.
Police aren't identifying the 17-year-old suspect because he's being charged in juvenile court. The boy will be charged with theft and cruelty to animals.
The animal survived the ordeal and was being examined by a veterinarian.
Pittsburgh Public School officials on Tuesday were not immediately able to say what kind of snake it was.
Police say the incident happened Monday at Taylor Allderdice (ahl-DER'-dys) High School.
Police aren't identifying the 17-year-old suspect because he's being charged in juvenile court. The boy will be charged with theft and cruelty to animals.
The animal survived the ordeal and was being examined by a veterinarian.
Pittsburgh Public School officials on Tuesday were not immediately able to say what kind of snake it was.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Bleep Bloop: The Videogames Talkshow
The videogame talk show hosted by Jeff Rubin of collegehumor where "two thumbs down" is a good thing.
For more Bleep Bloop videos visit: http://www.collegehumor.com/bleepbloop
For more Bleep Bloop videos visit: http://www.collegehumor.com/bleepbloop
Monday, June 15, 2009
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Episode 5
Zach chats with Bradley Cooper, star of "The Hangover."
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Robber Had Banana 'Gun,' Cops Say
WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. - Authorities say a North Carolina teen who was thwarted as he tried to rob a store with a banana ate it before they could arrive.
Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered the store Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanded money.
Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana.
Mabe says deputies took pictures of the banana peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence.
Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail officials say he doesn't have an attorney.
Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered the store Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanded money.
Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana.
Mabe says deputies took pictures of the banana peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence.
Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail officials say he doesn't have an attorney.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Mega64: The Lego Zone
Lego Rock Band is a real game that TT Games and Harmonix are creating, and Mega64 has made this video making fun of it.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Suspect Stops at Taco Bell During Chase
FORT WAYNE, Ind. - Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.
Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he "knew he was going to jail for a while" and wanted to get one last burrito.
Cooper was held without bail on four counts of dealing cocaine, one count of resisting arrest by fleeing and other charges.
A voicemail mailbox for a listing for a Jermaine Cooper in Fort Wayne was full and not accepting messages.
Police say the chase began Tuesday after officers spotted Cooper, who was wanted on other charges, and tried to pull him over.
Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he "knew he was going to jail for a while" and wanted to get one last burrito.
Cooper was held without bail on four counts of dealing cocaine, one count of resisting arrest by fleeing and other charges.
A voicemail mailbox for a listing for a Jermaine Cooper in Fort Wayne was full and not accepting messages.
Police say the chase began Tuesday after officers spotted Cooper, who was wanted on other charges, and tried to pull him over.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Mr. Beldings Famous Catch Phrase
Watching those videos about the Saved By The Bell reunion the other day got me nostalgic for the show so I found this on YouTube and it made me laugh.
A Completion Of Mr. Beldings Famous Catch Phrase HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY What Is Going On Here? "Saved By The Bell"
A Completion Of Mr. Beldings Famous Catch Phrase HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY What Is Going On Here? "Saved By The Bell"
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Saved By The Bell Reunion
Update #1: Another cast member is in! Watch and find out who.
Update #2: With signatures still pouring in, one more cast member pledges to be a part of the reunion.
Update #3: Zack Morris himself, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, joins the reunion, plus another cast member commits!
Update #2: With signatures still pouring in, one more cast member pledges to be a part of the reunion.
Update #3: Zack Morris himself, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, joins the reunion, plus another cast member commits!
Monday, June 8, 2009
Dude Perfect (Amazing Basketball Shots) - Ranch Edition
Taking our original Amazing Basketball Shots to a whole new level, Ranch Style.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Dude Perfect (Amazing Basketball Shots)
As seen on GOOD MORNING AMERICA - 5 College Roommates hit awesome basketball trick shots around town.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Man Calls 911 Over Son's Messy Room
BEDFORD, Ohio - An Ohio man who argued with his grown son over a messy bedroom said he overreacted when he called 911.
Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son — who's a school board member in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford — threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him when told to clean his room.
The son, also named Andrew, lives in a room in his parents' basement.
The father declined to press charges and told police he doesn't want to ruin his son's political career.
The son, who also works as a political consultant, said he's lucky to be living in the house rent free. He also promises to keep his room clean.
Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son — who's a school board member in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford — threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him when told to clean his room.
The son, also named Andrew, lives in a room in his parents' basement.
The father declined to press charges and told police he doesn't want to ruin his son's political career.
The son, who also works as a political consultant, said he's lucky to be living in the house rent free. He also promises to keep his room clean.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Woman Fights Off Intruders With Chili
TAZEWELL, Tenn. - Up in Tazewell, Wanda Bray slings a mean bowl of chili. Quite literally.
Claiborne County Sheriff's Capt. David Honeycutt said Bray was confronted by men who broke into her home Tuesday night and she fought back by throwing what was described as "household objects" at them, including a bowl of homemade chili.
Then, according to The Knoxville News Sentinel, the 58-year-old Bray went after the intruders with a broom. They fled.
Police later arrested three men and charged them with the home invasion robbery and with a recent convenience store holdup.
Honeycutt said the intruders demanded drugs from Bray and probably got away with a bottle of blood pressure pills.
Claiborne County Sheriff's Capt. David Honeycutt said Bray was confronted by men who broke into her home Tuesday night and she fought back by throwing what was described as "household objects" at them, including a bowl of homemade chili.
Then, according to The Knoxville News Sentinel, the 58-year-old Bray went after the intruders with a broom. They fled.
Police later arrested three men and charged them with the home invasion robbery and with a recent convenience store holdup.
Honeycutt said the intruders demanded drugs from Bray and probably got away with a bottle of blood pressure pills.
Monday, June 1, 2009
2009 MTV Movie Awards Digital Short: Explosions
We didn't bring Andy Samberg all the way to L.A., just so he could stand around and introduce celebs. We did it to get in his digital shorts! This first short is about movie explosions, and features Will Ferrell, JJ Abrams and about 500 others.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "Evenings With Ms. Elouise"
This is one of the promos for BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE. Featuring Anne Hathaway.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "The One Who Dared To Leave"
This is one of the promos for BEST MALE PERFORMANCE. Featuring Eva Mendes.
Friday, May 29, 2009
2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "Knuckle Up"
Here's a promo for BEST FIGHT. Featuring Rashida Jones
Thursday, May 28, 2009
2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "Pommel: The Bobby Brooks Story"
This is one of the promos for BEST KISS. Featuring Cuba Gooding Jr.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
2009 MTV Movie Awards For Your Consideration: "Gentle Dismemberment"
Here's a promo for BEST VILLAIN. Featuring Rashida Jones
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Man Cuts Off, Eats Finger in Protest
BELGRADE - A Serbian union official who chopped off his finger and ate it in a protest over wages that in some cases have not been paid in years, said Monday he did it to show how desperate he and other workers were.
"We, the workers, have nothing to eat. We had to seek some sort of alternative food and I gave them an example," Zoran Bulatovic told Reuters. "It hurt like hell."
Bulatovic, a union leader at the Raska Holding textile factory in Novi Pazar in southwest Serbia, used a hacksaw to cut off most of his left-hand little finger Friday.
Bulatovic said he decided to act after his deputy, "a single mother of three, was the first to say she would cut off her finger. I could not allow her to do that," he said.
State-owned Raska Holding was a major textile producer in the late 1980s with a workforce of 4,000. It suffered during the collapse of the former Yugoslavia in the 1990s and a loss of markets and mismanagement during a decade of wars and sanctions led to massive job cuts, leaving the company with just 100 workers.
Some employees have not been paid for years, only collecting social benefits, like free medical care.
About two dozen workers went on a 19-day hunger strike last year. They want the company's debt to be swapped for state-held equity and a welfare program for those nearing retirement.
Bulatovic said his comrades will not back down from their demands, but they will postpone planned self-mutilations at least until talks with government officials in Belgrade expected Tuesday.
"We, the workers, have nothing to eat. We had to seek some sort of alternative food and I gave them an example," Zoran Bulatovic told Reuters. "It hurt like hell."
Bulatovic, a union leader at the Raska Holding textile factory in Novi Pazar in southwest Serbia, used a hacksaw to cut off most of his left-hand little finger Friday.
Bulatovic said he decided to act after his deputy, "a single mother of three, was the first to say she would cut off her finger. I could not allow her to do that," he said.
State-owned Raska Holding was a major textile producer in the late 1980s with a workforce of 4,000. It suffered during the collapse of the former Yugoslavia in the 1990s and a loss of markets and mismanagement during a decade of wars and sanctions led to massive job cuts, leaving the company with just 100 workers.
Some employees have not been paid for years, only collecting social benefits, like free medical care.
About two dozen workers went on a 19-day hunger strike last year. They want the company's debt to be swapped for state-held equity and a welfare program for those nearing retirement.
Bulatovic said his comrades will not back down from their demands, but they will postpone planned self-mutilations at least until talks with government officials in Belgrade expected Tuesday.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Ben Stiller and Jonah Hill Try To Crash the NBC Gates
Ben Stiller and Jonah Hill try to crash the NBC gates to promote the new Night at the Museum sequel, but they aren’t on the list.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Police: driver caused $26K damages, arrested
FREMONT, Neb. -Police say a woman arrested in Nebraska on suspicion of drunken driving hit fences, garages and a house as she left a $26,000 trail of destruction.
Sgt. Ed Watts says the woman's car struck a fence while she was trying to turn into an alley Thursday night. He says the car next hit a utility pole and then a garage while trying to turn into it. Wyatt says the car then crossed a yard, rammed a fence and hit a house and garage.
Police say they arrested 58-year-old Fremont resident Janis Brown, who posted a $200 bond and was released from jail. Authorities say the woman's car also had about $5,000 in damages.
Attempts to reach Brown for comment Friday were unsuccessful. There is no public listing for her phone number.
Sgt. Ed Watts says the woman's car struck a fence while she was trying to turn into an alley Thursday night. He says the car next hit a utility pole and then a garage while trying to turn into it. Wyatt says the car then crossed a yard, rammed a fence and hit a house and garage.
Police say they arrested 58-year-old Fremont resident Janis Brown, who posted a $200 bond and was released from jail. Authorities say the woman's car also had about $5,000 in damages.
Attempts to reach Brown for comment Friday were unsuccessful. There is no public listing for her phone number.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Your Printer is a Brat
Honestly, we don't know how Computer, Keyboard and Mouse put up with him all day.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Pa. township has all it street signs stolen
WINFIELD, Pa. -It's not just a U2 song anymore. Officials said some thieves turned a western Pennsylvania township into a place "Where the Streets Have No Name." Winfield Township supervisor Glenn Nagle revealed at a meeting Thursday that every one of the township's road signs was stolen in a 48-hour period beginning April 6. The township has since spent about $4,000 replacing the aluminum signs, which cost about $100 each.
Nagle assumes the thefts were some kind of prank because the value of the signs as scrap metal is negligible.
Nagle said the signs are especially important to emergency vehicles responding to homes and businesses.
State police in Butler are investigating. Winfield is about 25 miles north of Pittsburgh.
Nagle assumes the thefts were some kind of prank because the value of the signs as scrap metal is negligible.
Nagle said the signs are especially important to emergency vehicles responding to homes and businesses.
State police in Butler are investigating. Winfield is about 25 miles north of Pittsburgh.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Episode 4
Zach interviews Natalie Portman and her dog, Whiz.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Andy Samberg and Will Arnett in Slaughter Shack
Andy "Barry" Samberg and Will "Eagleheart" Arnett go toe to toe in an epic duel to the death. Oh, and Bill Hader's there too...apparently hunting vampires. Enjoy.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Man Jailed for Peeing on Woman on Plane
HONOLULU - A 28-year-old man has been sentenced to three weeks in jail for urinating on a 66-year-old woman during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu.
Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, a resident of the U.S. Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, was sentenced after pleading guilty Tuesday to assault charges in federal court in Honolulu.
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The victim was headed to Hawaii on March 21 for a scuba diving vacation and was watching an in-flight movie when Kingzio stood up and began urinating on her. He had been drinking on the flight.
U.S. Attorney Edward Kubo Jr. said the woman reported that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident.
The case was investigated by the FBI.
Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, a resident of the U.S. Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, was sentenced after pleading guilty Tuesday to assault charges in federal court in Honolulu.
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The victim was headed to Hawaii on March 21 for a scuba diving vacation and was watching an in-flight movie when Kingzio stood up and began urinating on her. He had been drinking on the flight.
U.S. Attorney Edward Kubo Jr. said the woman reported that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident.
The case was investigated by the FBI.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
EXCLUSIVE Land Of The Lost Set Visit
Seth Morris visits with Will Ferrell on the set of Land Of The Lost.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
Police Chief Allegedly Used Taser on Wife
OAKWOOD, Texas - The chief of a small Central Texas town's police department has been fired and jailed for allegedly using a Taser gun on his wife.
Former Oakwood police chief Oly Ivy was in the Leon County Jail in Centerville on Wednesday, charged with aggravated assault. Bond is $100,000.
Ivy, 30, was arrested near Palestine on Monday. The city council fired him that night.
Ivy's attorney, Charley Johnson, told KXXV-TV in Waco that his client "is taking these allegations very seriously." He says he intends for Ivy to "be treated the same as anybody in this situation."
Ivy was hired in February to be the lone full-time officer in the town of 500 residents about 100 miles southeast of Dallas. The department has two reserve officers.
Former Oakwood police chief Oly Ivy was in the Leon County Jail in Centerville on Wednesday, charged with aggravated assault. Bond is $100,000.
Ivy, 30, was arrested near Palestine on Monday. The city council fired him that night.
Ivy's attorney, Charley Johnson, told KXXV-TV in Waco that his client "is taking these allegations very seriously." He says he intends for Ivy to "be treated the same as anybody in this situation."
Ivy was hired in February to be the lone full-time officer in the town of 500 residents about 100 miles southeast of Dallas. The department has two reserve officers.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Jason Statham in "Diabetes"
A sweet summer blockbuster guaranteed to get your blood sugar level rising.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Neb. man sentenced for firing crossbow at neighbor
LINCOLN, Neb. -A 49-year-old man was sentenced to two -to four years in prison for firing a crossbow after a dispute about the breed of a neighbor's dog last June. The neighbor said it was a pit bull; Carlos Lupercio said a labrador. Lupercio went home, returned with a crossbow pistol and fired at his neighbor, just missing.
Police said alcohol fueled the incident.
Lupercio had pleaded no contest to terroristic threats and animal neglect. The judge credited him for 282 days of jail time.
Police said alcohol fueled the incident.
Lupercio had pleaded no contest to terroristic threats and animal neglect. The judge credited him for 282 days of jail time.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Nintendo 1988 Inside Edition TV news report with Super Mario
This is an old clip of Inside Edition with an article about Nintendo’s big success in America. Filmed in 1988, this video has it all. Its got Howard Phillips in an interview, and even has a Nintendo game counselor, who has been featured in early issues of Nintendo Powers Q&A section. It's not a funny video, but it does fascinate me.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
MTVMA 2009: He Came From Our Peep Peeps
New parents Jack Black and Michael Cera take a moment to tell us just how proud they are that their one and only son, Andy Samberg, is hosting the 2009 MTV Movie Awards. Oh, and we learn a bit more on exactly how little Andy came to be.
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