Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Accused drunk driver ends up running over himself

SANTA FE, N.M. -A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over himself. The man was treated for minor injuries at a Santa Fe hospital and booked in to the Sandoval County detention center on charges of aggravated driving while intoxicated, fleeing a police officer, careless driving and two other outstanding traffic warrants.

A tip to the state's DrunkBuster hot line Sunday afternoon alerted authorities to a possibly drunken driver.

State Police Officer Grace Romero spotted the man's pickup truck swerving across both lanes of a highway, driving slowly and then fast. He refused to stop.

After narrowly missing other vehicles, police said the suspect drove through a ditch and a barbed-wire fence before stopping. He tried to put the truck into park, but it ended up in reverse.

Police said the man fell from his open door and both of his legs were run over by the front driver's side tire.

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Klondike Bar Needs a Favor

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar? The Lonely Island Finds Out ...

Klondike: The Phone Call


Klondike: Moving Day


Klondike: Staring Contest

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Most Improbable Lil Jon Mashup Ever

Go ahead, show this to your four year old.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

12 days of Christmas: Day 11 & 12

Merry Christmas!!! Today the 12 days of Christmas comes to close with something I like to call Relient Khristmas, that’s 6 original Christmas related songs by Relient K from the album Let it Snow, Baby… Let it Reindeer.



Tuesday, December 23, 2008

12 days of Christmas: Day 9 & 10

Sorry I forgot to post day 9 yesterday so today you get a double dose.



Sunday, December 21, 2008

12 days of Christmas: Day 6, 7, & 8

My power has been out for a couple days so I haven't had a chance to post any Christmas music so here is 3 days worth of it.






Thursday, December 18, 2008

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

12 days of Christmas: Day 1

Given that it is the most wonderful time of the year I think it is time to celebrate the holidays with 12 days of my favorite Christmas music. And if you like things like this check out the new blog I am working on called Useless Radio.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

The Worst Day Of Her Life

Ladies and Gentlemen the season premier of American Idol is only a month away so keep you children away from the TV because if the guy they voted for loses, they will flip their shit.

Friday, December 12, 2008

SNL Digital Short: Jizz In My Pants

Too much excitement to contain.
This week’s Saturday Night Live Digital Short featured the first single from The Lonely Island guy’s (Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone) debut album Incredibad, which will be in stores February 10th 2009.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Man accused of dousing neighbor for a 'confession'

ROCHESTER, Pa. -Police said a Pennsylvania man bound his neighbor with duct tape, doused him with gasoline and threatened to set him on fire unless the neighbor confessed to burglarizing his house. John Black, of New Sewickley Township, was charged with burglary, aggravated assault, unlawful restraint and related crimes.

Police said that on Thursday, Black accused Henry Schmitt Jr. of burglarizing his home earlier this month before eventually letting him go. Police said they have no evidence Schmitt burglarized Black. Schmitt lives in a camper on Black's property.

A listed number for Black couldn't be located and it was unknown if he has an attorney.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Monopoly Man Goes Bankrupt

Recessions affect everybody, from Baltic to Broadway.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Mega64: The Force Unleashed

Man accused of urinating on arresting officer

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. -A 35-year-old man faces charges after allegedly driving drunk and then urinating in the back of a squad car and on the arresting officer. A criminal complaint said the man was pulled over early Wednesday after an officer saw him driving erratically and striking a pole at a gas station.

The complaint said the man failed field sobriety tests and when he was being taken to the police station, urinated in the back of the squad car and sprayed the officer, hitting him in the back of the head.

The man is facing four felony charges and two misdemeanors. He faces a maximum of 15 years in prison if convicted.

The misdemeanors include a fourth-offense operating while intoxicated.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Friday, December 5, 2008

Music Mash-up: Flashing Lights of a Superstar

Lupe Fiasco - Superstar
Kanye West - Flashing Lights


And if you want more music check out my other blog Useless Radio.

Man allegedly attacks girlfriend over macaroni

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. – An unemployed man faces a domestic assault charge after he allegedly attacked his girlfriend last Saturday for making him macaroni for dinner. Investigator Dale Matuszczak said the woman called for help after locking herself in a bathroom.

Matuszczak said she apparently had been hit with a cooking pot, suffering a cut on her nose and bruise on her face.

According to the police report, the man was intoxicated and assaulted the woman when he discovered she made macaroni for his dinner. Food was tossed around the house as he hit the woman with the pot.

The man was arrested and charged with second-degree domestic assault.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch A Movie Without Shouting At The Screen

A Neurotic Scotsman Cannot Help Himself From Commenting On The Mistakes Made By Some Of America's Favorite Film Characters.


Robber threatens to complain after finding no cash

NEW YORK, Pa. -Police say a central Pennsylvania man tried to rob a bank — but tellers' empty cash drawers thwarted his attempt. Springettsbury Township Police Lt. Scott Laird said the tellers were waiting for their cash drawers to be filled when a man entered a Susquehanna Bank branch Thursday morning and demanded money. The first teller fainted and the next two showed him their empty cash drawers.

Laird says the robber then threatened to file a complaint with bank management before leaving.

A customer at the drive-through called 911. A 48-year-old man was arrested about 10 blocks away and was held in the York County Prison in lieu of $25,000 bail. He was charged with criminal attempt to commit robbery.