My Review of Some of the Top Movies of 2008

Here are some quick one sentence reviews of some of the most popular movies of 2008, most of which I haven’t seen so the reviews are just based on the title or what I have heard about the movie.

Milk
I didn’t like it, but I’m lactose intolerant.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
This movie was so long by the end of it I was thinking, “I’m getting too young for this shit.”

The Counterfeiters
I would have enjoyed it more, but it was too fake.

Man on Wire
I thought I was going to see Denzel Washington in this movie, but I was way wrong.

Doubt
I doubt anyone even knows what this movie is.

Slumdog Millionaire
I was hoping for a movie with talking animals in it, but that is not what I got at all.

Wanted
I wanted to see The Dark Knight, but it was sold out.

Iron Man
I was expecting a movie about Black Sabbath, but instead I got a movie about a man in a suit of iron.

The Incredible Hulk
The Incredible Hulk was an incredible waste of time.

Twilight
I can’t get onboard with a movie that promotes pedophilia so blatantly. A 150 year old vampire is in love with a 15 year old girl, how is that okay?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I’m still trying to forget Marshall's penis.

Bedtime Stories
I did fall asleep during this movie if that counts.

Seven Pounds
I think they should have called it ‘Ten Dollars and Twenty-Two Cents’ for American audiences because nobody knows how to convert pounds to dollars.

What Happens In Vegas
This is not the sequel to ‘Honeymoon in Vegas’ so don’t even bother.

27 Dresses
It got a little old after awhile, I think they should have cut it down to like 25 dresses.

Mamma Mia!
I was expecting at least one Queen song but all it got was Abba. “Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go”

Don’t Mess with Zohan & The Love Guru
I wish they would have combined these into one movie called ‘Don’t Mess with The Love Guru’ so I would only have to see one shitty movie.

Get Smart
I got smart and didn’t see it.

Cloverfield
Yes, that did come out this year, I checked.

Fool’s Gold
Number one movie of the year, you’d be a fool not to see it.