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Friday, October 23, 2009
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Sunday, October 18, 2009
Boy Fakes Kidnapping to Hide Bad Grades
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. - An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades.
Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School.
The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him.
The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.
He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize.
Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.
Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time.
Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School.
The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him.
The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.
He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize.
Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.
Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
WTF COLLECTIVE (Jon Lajoie)
Step aside Wu-Tang, G-Unit, NWA, D-12... There are some new kids on this block.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Button
Andy presents Mark with a box...and gives him a choice
The Button - watch more funny videos
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Man accused of sword attack after finding soda can
BRYAN, Texas -A man who was apparently was upset after finding a soda can in his room allegedly used a sword to cut two of his roommates. Michael Angel Zamago was jailed on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon related to family violence. Bail was $25,000.
A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.
One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.
A jailer who declined to provide his name said there was no record of an attorney for Zamago.
A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.
One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.
A jailer who declined to provide his name said there was no record of an attorney for Zamago.
Monday, October 12, 2009
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