Police Say Man Posed as Female Vet

VINELAND, N.J. - Police say a New Jersey man posed as a female animal doctor, ran an illegal veterinary practice and set up a phony rescue agency that may have duped pet lovers out of thousands of dollars.

Daniel Tyce, 26, posed as a female veterinarian and set up a phony rescue agency in southern New Jersey, police said.

Vineland police arrested 26-year-old Daniel C. Tyce on Friday and charged him with practicing medicine without a license. He is being held on $10,000 bail.

Police say he ran a business called South Jersey Small Animal Rescue, falsely identifying himself as Dr. Danielle Smith, a graduate of the University of Pennsylvania veterinary school.

Police say he inoculated pets and offered small animals for adoption for a fee. He also solicited donations, claiming the agency was a nonprofit. Authorities say it was not.

Police do not know if Tyce has retained a lawyer.

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Firefighters break down wrong door during training

HAMILTON, Ohio -Firefighters are apologizing after mixing up street addresses during a training exercise in Hamilton and smashing down the wrong door. Deputy Fire Chief Greg Robbins said he directed firefighters to what he thought was a vacant, city-owned home to run training drills on Friday. Instead the crew broke down the door at the home of Mike and Cathy Grosse, causing $1,000 in damage.

Cathy Grosse was out shopping with her four children and other family members at the time and her husband was at work, where he got the call about the mistake.

Cathy Grosse said the mistake was bad enough coming the day after Christmas. But the family also had to deal with a break-in by burglars through a different door in August.

The fire department was paying to have the door replaced.